What jutsu would you want in real life?

[Ryotenbin]

Hey guys, I don't know if this has been done before, but I thought it would be fun to ask you all what jutsu you would want in real life. There is a catch though, you can only pick one. I would personally pick Substitution Jutsu: simple yet effective.

[m4r1us]

Obito's Kamui. Reason: intangibility FTW.

[Saitou]

kage bunshin no jutsu. I'd master everything there is to learn in life.. every martial art, language, branch of science.. everything .-.

[conteledemonte]

kage bunshin
A bunshin will study and go school in my place.

[America]

My first choice would be a jutsu from the manga so I won't post it, my second choice would probably be Flying Thunder God jutsu.

[Bloodpanda]

Kage Bunshin No Jutsu
And only to be available to me, it would also be awesome if i could make about 100 clones, i wouldnt need to go to school, train, study, etc, everything would clones do, so id have all the time in the world, and also, i could bang 100 girls at once xD

[json243]

Water dragon jutsu because i could destroy my friends at the beach..... or kage bun shin no juts because i could get a six pack, sleep, eat, and study all at the same time

[evolutionary-blaze]

kami or flying thunder god jutsu i can do wat ever i want in a instant

[Vreg]

I'd go with something that would be very practical in modern times. Kage bunshin no jutsu would be the thing to choose.

[Mariusik]

money making no jutsu

[Kayleb]

Though this isn't a jutsu, I think having the Nine-Tailed Fox inside me would be brilliant because if somebody is starting to get on your nerves you can just tell them to stop. If they don't.... Well. Yeah.

[Indigo]

Either shadow clone jutsu or Kamui, being intangible would be awesome and getting my clones to do shit I don't feel like doing would be the best.

[Nirasu]

I know the Thread is a bit older but I would give everything to learn the "Flying Thundergod Technique". It is my absolutely favourite jutsu