The Art of Ass

[Fraudulent]

The Art of Ass

This thread does not include explicit content. Suitable for 10+.

That lovely, round, soft and squishy bag of fat that rests at the rear end of every human being is the butt, also known as ‘the ass’. Although it is appreciated on both male and female bodies, without question it is mostly praised and glorified on the female gender and is sometimes used as a tool for sexual pleasure.

Many women and girls worldwide are influenced by social media and female celebrities from all around the world by the physical bodies displayed. They act as role-models and are seen as figures of perfection, so naturally the young female would make attempts to mimic and replicate such bodies. One of the most focused areas is the ass.

We live in a funny era where young females would work on improving the size and shape of their ass, ultimately opening an exhibit on social media with images that deliberately focus that region of their body. Why do they do this? Are they sexually frustrated? Maybe someone who can relate could answer these God-given questions.
The butt is amazing not only because of its impressive and mystical elements, but also because it has many uses. It’s like the ‘Swiss Army Knife’ of human body parts.

This blessed part is very versatile and can be used for every-day things like;
-   Acting as a stand when holding a piece of equipment in place by jamming it in-between both cheeks.

-   If you don’t have anywhere to place your plate of food on, then your partner’s ass is probably the second best choice after a flat surface.

-   It is a living weapon embedded onto the human. You can send someone flying across Europe if you hit them hard enough with your ass. Not only this but the ass also has a tiny entrance in-between both cheeks that can be used for many things, but most naturally is used for chemical warfare… oh yes, I’m talking about the farts.

-   One of the most common uses for an ass is the fact that it can become a musical instrument. It is completely fine to use your butt as drums, but make sure you don’t turn drumming into BDSM spanking when utilising the one on your partner.

-   You can sleep on the ass!

When out in the public, or anywhere really, it is completely fine to squeeze your partner’s ass. This not only shows that you claim dominance over them, but is also an act of affection that has the potential to spark up arousal depending on the atmosphere. DO NOT spank your partner's ass if they are wearing leggings and it is cold outside. This will bring unholy pain upon their butt. Squeezing it however is fine at all times.

Once you have claimed ownership and dominance over your partner's ass, you must make sure they dress appropriately when going out alone. The last thing you want is other males staring at her ass. Your partner may even be prone to predators depending on the choice of clothing.

This concludes my thread on ‘The Art of Ass’.
Hope to see you around.

[sirpaul]

lmao good job snoops.. officially one of the best threads ever

[Fraudulent]

lmao good job snoops.. officially one of the best threads ever

You must have missed this one here

[sirpaul]

lmao good job snoops.. officially one of the best threads ever

You must have missed this one here

ohh my god..

[IbrahimRafi]

This. Is. Glorious. +rep

[adithya]

Honestly? The previous one was better. But alas this was inclusive of a younger audience. But maybe something's weren't appropriate xD
But as a whole, pretty entertaining. Good job.

[Fraudulent]

Honestly? The previous one was better. But alas this was inclusive of a younger audience. But maybe something's weren't appropriate xD
But as a whole, pretty entertaining. Good job.

Thanks! I got bored of writing these and so I rushed. This will probably be the last one, although I may start writing some more in the future.

This. Is. Glorious. +rep

Thank you (and by +rep people usually mean giving actual rep points by clicking the heart icon under the poster's profile)

[LethalDarkness4]

Snoopy once again you have enlightened me, ty for that. I also found it quite funny lmao

[Manuster]

That lovely, round, soft and squishy bag of fat that rests at the rear end of every human being is the butt, also known as ‘the ass’.

Idk what kinda shit you white people are up to this time but my donkey is not round

[Diamond Lee]

"You can send someone flying across Europe"

Reminds me of princess peaches attack in Super Smash Bros Brawl where she smashes u with here ass


Tons of damage


18/10 thread would squeeze every little read out of it

[Fraudulent]

Snoopy once again you have enlightened me, ty for that. I also found it quite funny lmao

Thank you! Whenever you need some guidance make sure to drop by the Hidden Dust. As a Sage of Wisdom, I am obliged to enlighten shinobi lost in life.

"You can send someone flying across Europe"

Reminds me of princess peaches attack in Super Smash Bros Brawl where she smashes u with here ass


Tons of damage


18/10 thread would squeeze every little read out of it

Thanks!

That lovely, round, soft and squishy bag of fat that rests at the rear end of every human being is the butt, also known as ‘the ass’.

Idk what kinda shit you white people are up to this time but my donkey is not round

It's round now.

[gevanei]

I'm scared should I read this, the title isn't really welcoming

[Sokka Tongsi]

This was very entertaining... I love to give my input on this.

Thru my experience, some may call me the "booty warrior". I can tell u all the aspects of a real booty. Honestly, getting booty is more important than drinking water. I like to tell my girl when its time for booty " I likes ya... And I want ya... We can do this the easy way or the hard way... The choice is yours. (Boondocks)

[Tsunayoshi]

This shit sucks ass, Snoop, you going down on quality fam

[HermitTheSage]

My life goal, which is to collect jiggly asses,
Plays a huge role in my life. Consequently, I feel the art of ass has't lived up to its standard

Booties are jiggly
Round big beauties
Fat big booties
Soft; rain on booties
So thick booty,
hit it
And it wiggles
Highschool Crush booty best booty
Booty so bouncy my stick shoots 50
I love how booties suck in their bikinis
Kims booty is overrated booty
I've seen better
I'm probably more romantic with her booty
Booty doesn't complain
Doesn't tell you to stop smoking
It's not on a period once a month
It just stays still, stays lit
Ooh and oil on booty
Is just wow
I feel like it likes me too

Also bitting booty helps you understand the feel, dynamics, taste, fatness and texture of it,
Goes great with chocolate sauce on the cheek
Much recommended
A must try!