K vreg calm down
Triggrd you have offended the gods they will shove their anuses down your tentacles and shame you in front of your friends. You will only get your rectum torn by speaking rudely like that to tha boss.
Basically,
I, a young male of Homo Sapiens species interacting on the web forum of the free-to-play 3DMMORPG known simply as Shinobi Life Online with the pseudonym of Diamond Lee, would like to inform you, user and poster on aformentioned forum using the username "hellaseb" that in the condition that "Vreg", also know as "Vuregu" "Greg", "Gregory" the founder and owner of aformentioned game and forum, a young video game designer and coder currently based in Antwerpen, Belgium who's username is composed of the juxtaposition of the letters and groups of letters signifying "V" and "Reg", for reasons unknown to the person writing this statement, does not consider you, again a person answering by the pseudonym of "hellaseb", worthy of his trust, or deems you rude in the delivery of statements to him on the forum owned by him, with such statements asking him to "calm down"in a very casual and perhaps disrespectful manner, with such rude behavior being arguably unwarranted, then I, Diamond Lee, firmly believe that Vreg, owner of Vreg Technologies, Inc., may proceed to "shoot you", which will most probably be interpreted by the action of himself unloading a fire-arm in the general direction of your physical body, through the action of pressing his finger, most probably index, on the trigger of said firearm, which will trigger a chain reaction which will result in a bullet formed of a steel alloy being fired from the barrel of previously mentioned firearm, and if said bullet were to come into contact with your physical body, would most probably cause a penetrative injury by the perforation of your epidermic layers and possibly by harming or destruction of your internal organs. An alternative to this may also be that he may sodomise you, which may consist in his action of inserting his sexual reproduction organ or another foreign object such as a pool cue or a barbecue into your anus or urethra. This process will most likely stimulate much pain for you and an extreme amount of pleasure for me. I hope that you will take this advice to heart and will not cross vreg.
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