The Art of Blowjobs

[CaioDarT]

(btw most people here is higly under age like 11-14 so idk if here is the best place to talk about this)

tbf most of the active community is age 15 and above

aw I thought it was less, sorry

[LethalDarkness4]

I absolutely fucking enjoyed this ty for the laughs I read it out over skype to @RyanFlashfire  and I think he also enjoyed the succ especially since he always says to "gimme da succ"

[RyRy]

can i have the suck?

[Fraudulent]

I absolutely fucking enjoyed this ty for the laughs I read it out over skype to @RyanFlashfire  and I think he also enjoyed the succ especially since he always says to "gimme da succ"

Glad I awakened the humor receptors in your brain. I didn't actually intend on making it a funny post but things just came together naturally and I suppose I created an enjoyable thread which some say can be revolutionary and I'm now considered a legend? (insert thinking emoji)

can i have the suck?

If you slide my gentle feminine hand towards your pants and tell me "We don't have a lot of time, let's get it out of the way", then I will ask you to look away as I slowly move towards your genital area and begin the succ. Then yes.

Quite an interesting read, you've outdone yourself ^^

I don't think I have... just yet. But I appreciate the feedback

[taigakun]

You know, one would expect a thread like this to be a troll thread but it actually isnt lul.
And it is written so fucking well
Hats off for Snoppy

[akicakenjac]

Good read now I must get a good succ

[Fraudulent]

Good read now I must get a good succ

Apparently my disclaimer failed to do it's job.

You know, one would expect a thread like this to be a troll thread but it actually isnt lul.
And it is written so fucking well
Hats off for Snoppy

Fun fact; It is very rare to catch me clogging the forum with trolling, but I see where you're coming from when you pointed that out.

Written well? Eh,it did need some adjustments here and there. But thank you

[RyRy]

I can gladly meet those conditions @Snoopy

[Diamond Lee]

What a fucking legendary article. One thing tho: about the hairs growing faster thing: I believe that is a myth, and that in reality the hairs grow back at a normal speed. However, if you grew your first mustache slowly, let's say in two months, and then you shave it, it will come back in a short amount of time but that is due to the fact that the facial hair switch is now "on" whereas before it was "off" when you didn't have a mustache.

tmw when u write something that dosnt mak sence lolz


pls - rep me if I'm wrong

[Ken]

[Diamond Lee]

"Whip out your Roosevelt"


this is too much for me I'm dying

[AY0]

Aye Boi I Feel U! 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯

[StriderOtaku]

You know, one day, when i'm old and dying, i'll remember the days i spent on a forum for computer ninjas and the legendary sannin that made a blowjob thread on the ninja forum will remain in my memories forever..fondly.@Snoopy this is the post with which you transcended humanity. Well done sir.

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free succs for everyone

[Fraudulent]

What a fucking legendary article. One thing tho: about the hairs growing faster thing: I believe that is a myth, and that in reality the hairs grow back at a normal speed. However, if you grew your first mustache slowly, let's say in two months, and then you shave it, it will come back in a short amount of time but that is due to the fact that the facial hair switch is now "on" whereas before it was "off" when you didn't have a mustache.

tmw when u write something that dosnt mak sence lolz


pls - rep me if I'm wrong

Thank you, and I didn't really put much thought and scientific evidence to back my statement. It's just something I've been brought up to believe. Unfortunately it's unreliable because I'm not 100% sure myself about the hair growth thing.

Thank you?

Aye Boi I Feel U! 🔥 🔥 🔥 💯

Do you?

You know, one day, when i'm old and dying, i'll remember the days i spent on a forum for computer ninjas and the legendary sannin that made a blowjob thread on the ninja forum will remain in my memories forever..fondly.@Snoopy this is the post with which you transcended humanity. Well done sir.

Spoiler: show

free succs for everyone

I've already transcended... it's time for these plebs on SLO to wake up and follow in my footsteps.

[Toratsume Nyshn]

what just happened :3
BEGINNERS' GUIDE ON HOW TO MAKE LOVE (Male Version) Part-1: Art of Blowjob
This blew me!
aand...

I'm glad you enjoyed my work. If I get sufficient support with these, I may write a sequel and trilogy on 'The Art of Breasts' and 'The Art of Vaginas'.