SLO Support Group

[Hiruko]

I killed my parents. #bedass

[Diamond Lee]

shitpostshitpostshitpostshitpost

This one needs extensive therapy with sessions everyday @Nas

[lollernoob9]

I killed my parents. #bedass

bedass. sounds like you have something to talk about

[mamita]

I don't think you've reached the required stage of blackness where you don't know your parents. It's okay, you still have enough time to become Optimus Melaninus.

xD

Me, I don't exactly need therapy. Compared to everybody else here, I've have a relatively good life-
Parents are still alive, I got to come and learn all kinds of jutsu, and I've actually started the first interspecies friendship- With a tree, no less. Which is also a vampire...
Although, the fact that it has to eat small animals occaisonally should bother me,
but I don't really have a problem with it's diet. Maybe you should help those pet owners...

[Manuster]

I don't think you've reached the required stage of blackness where you don't know your parents. It's okay, you still have enough time to become Optimus Melaninus.

xD

Me, I don't exactly need therapy. Compared to everybody else here, I've have a relatively good life-
Parents are still alive, I got to come and learn all kinds of jutsu, and I've actually started the first interspecies friendship- With a tree, no less. Which is also a vampire...
Although, the fact that it has to eat small animals occaisonally should bother me,
but I don't really have a problem with it's diet. Maybe you should help those pet owners...

xDDD I'd be worried if my child became friends with a tree, nevertheless a man-killing one.


As for me, my mother killed my father, left Katakiuchi and went hiding in a town she helped destroy.

Though of course according to my story, I aint born yet

[Nas]

As a black I know how this must feel....wait sorry no I don't I still know where my parents are. But the main you wanna learn from these sessions is forget about them live your life...smoke kush , get turnt and get hoes.
Those parents didn't deserve you.

I don't think you've reached the required stage of blackness where you don't know your parents. It's okay, you still have enough time to become Optimus Melaninus.

To question my position is insulting but is to be expected....as you see I'm a very special breed of black. With parents I'm automatically superior. That's is why I'm more than qualified to help this in need like yourself.

my parents were murdered by ken

Ahh this is quite the dangerous mental affliction of all. To be affected by The Ken is a rare and awful situation which I more than sympathise with. Although I usually do not give this special technique to get rid of your mental pain. But as this is a special case I'll allow.
Kill Him. (The traitor)

Me, I don't exactly need therapy. Compared to everybody else here, I've have a relatively good life-
Parents are still alive, I got to come and learn all kinds of jutsu, and I've actually started the first interspecies friendship- With a tree, no less. Which is also a vampire...
Although, the fact that it has to eat small animals occaisonally should bother me,
but I don't really have a problem with it's diet. Maybe you should help those pet owners...

Mmm mmm I see this is quite interesting and a new development in my studies but I'm sorry this support group sessions are for the kasuk...I mean those with family problems. But if u feel u really need help here take my card and call for some private sessions.

As for me, my mother killed my father, left Katakiuchi and went hiding in a town she helped destroy.

Though of course according to my story, I aint born yet

Ahh I'm very glad you've decided to contribute to our sessions. This is also a troubling session but you say she left Katakiuchi.

Kill Her Too (another traitor).

[StriderOtaku]

Everyone here needs special prayers. Y'all crazy (except the melaninjas, they're cool ftw)

[Dragon6624]

Why should I trust you!?! NO ONE CAN HELP ME!!!

No such thing....there's always someone to help in fact this is why we are here...as you can others have joined so can you.
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...I have a disorder with you receiving payment for this job..........

[Manuster]

Why should I trust you!?! NO ONE CAN HELP ME!!!

No such thing....there's always someone to help in fact this is why we are here...as you can others have joined so can you.

...I have a disorder with you receiving payment for this job..........
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D...Did you just give yourself advice? O.o

Welp.

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Well Hi guys,
So I try to protect my village with all kinds of barrier jutsus, walls, trees, dead animals. But still, somehow foreign shinobis, rogue nins and unknown people keep poofing up in my penthouse, neighborhood, etc.
This is making me depressed.
I sometimes suffer a breakdown and feel like slitting my wrists.
pls hlp

[takami]

i have killed my brother and i have tried to kill myself. I NEED HELP

[NinjaMirage]

My name is star and my whole  clan was distroyed before my very eyes....
I can't do this...
I have made my fair share of shit posts but I think this is just ....well ... anyway
I think the reason so many of these threads are popping up is because people are board...
Can we make this tread legit and maybe say how we feel about SLO... are hopes, fears, and disappointments!!!

Because I'm losing the zeal I once had for this project!!! I still believe in this project and hope it will be a real simulation of Shinobi life!!!
But the longer I'm here the more- while the community is great- i fear the developers are becoming to closed minded. I do actual molding of clay and ceramics. And I know one of the most frustrating things is putting a lot of work in to somthing only to have to scrap it and try something new. I think Ideas are the same way!!

People hold on to ideas of what the game should be and it's easy to loose sight of the fact that as a game it needs to be fun and not work!! Making a game that requires skill is simple. You don't need over complicated machanics to move your character when you have so many other things that can work together. Chess is a perfect example of a simple game. 64 squats- 16 peaces- 7 types of peaces with different skills- and that makes for endless variety of strategys.

We have in this game potentially 7 skill trees
With different ways to use each one  for 1 player. Why do we need to make movement so dame hard.

Thank your listening to my rant I needed to blow off some steam.

[Ken]

Hi my name is Ken... I killed my parents man, then went off and killed mars's parents as well... then i tried to kill my brother... and then a miracle happened and I became kage...

Thank you.

[Nas]

Lool of this has gone on long enough this thread was to originality bring to attention the annoying and tbh boring asf same origin story 80% of the slo community have (if you're offended good u should be). Now it's just gone into some weird shitpost thread which are all just stupid and ruin the forum (offended good you ruin the forum).

I don't do threads like this but I was just tired of seeing the same "Rogue killed my family, I live for revenge" bs.

If as @NinjaMirage is doing, this thread could be turned into a more of a proper rant thread about Slo's progress and that or if @Nova could lock it or whatever. Anyways I'm out.....