What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!

[NinjaMirage]

Shadow paralysis
Shadow possession
Shadow strangle
Shadow stitching

 Arguably some of the most useful jutsu in the history of the naruto universe.
But what was the original idea be hide these jutsu?

Well let's look at there effects.
Shadow paralysis.
This is essentially a bondage jutsu. A person  caught in this jutsu can not move.(perfect for S&M)
Shadow possession
Let's the caster control the target.
also what the targe feels you feel
(A rapest wet dream)
Shadow strangle jutsu
Shadow take the form of a hand
(Need I say more)
And
Shadow stitching jutsu
Shadow takes the form
 Of sharp pointy spears to kill the victim
(Leave no one alive to testify against you)

I think we can all agree the Nara clan are all homicidal rapists with  masochistic tendencys!!!

Not to mention there misogynistic attitude  toward women!!!

[StriderOtaku]

Lmao. ngl, made my day. Have always wondered what Temari and Shikamaru were up to.What a smart decision she made.

[adithya]

This.... Is...... Similar to Chikai's post about earth jutsu users ngl... But it's still brilliant xD

[HavvicGames]

Shikimaru must have done some freaky things with tamari....

[SpeakingRain]

Is he calling for the destruction of shadow jutsu users? No? Not similar to mine XD just a thought experiment like do ninja mausterbate with their clones.

[Diamond Lee]

I thought of that too tbh. You gaze zero fucks enough to say what a lot of us have been thinking of. Next, let's talk about the use of shadow clones for self pleasure

[StriderOtaku]

Is he calling for the destruction of shadow jutsu users? No? Not similar to mine XD just a thought experiment like do ninja mausterbate with their clones.

pretty sure NaruHina have lots of kage bunshin fun.

[Kings_Head]

dude Shikamaru was always a lazy dude so of course he's gonna let his shadow jutsu do all the work.

[taigakun]

Hahahah this thread  man XD

[Hiruko]

Much wow, Much kappa!

[Manuster]

I saw the title and didn't even finish reading the post before I +Repped. A bondage jutsu? C'mon, guys, what do you think is the real reason that Shikamaru was always so disintersted with things.