As some of you may know (Danktyrael), I've been stuck in the countryside for a week now without a smoke (filthy habit, smoking kills, blah blah) and I had started craving so badly that yesterday I rolled a joint filled with tea and attempted to smoke that...I wouldn't recommend it. For something that tastes good to drink, you'd think it would taste alright when smoked amirite?
Anyways, today I stopped being a bitch and decided to take the road and find a store armed with nothing but 50 bucks and my phone. I took pics because I thought something interesting might happen on the way but it just ended up being pretty meh. Anyways, check it out.
Selfie before I leave so people have something to refer to if I get lost
Aaaand we're outside. peep the little house there. My dad's middle school teacher lives in it. Our house is bigger though.
Look! A real road with tar and everything!
I'm not really sure which way I should go so I decide to go up. My instincts haven't failed me yet.
To the right, we see a shack and some forestry.
I told you there'd be cows Mars!
Huts and stuff. More forestry in the distance too.
Ffs this road just keeps on going.
If you look closely, there's a cow grazing in the distance. You can't see it in the picture but it has huge balls.
More huts and stuff.
Well they have some fancy huts. I wish we had fancy huts.
WHY IS THIS ROAD SO LONG!?
Some more third world stuff.
That is one ugly paint job on that house. What were they thinking?
Got tired of taking pics of nothing so here's a selfie!
Is that? IT'S THE FUCKEN PROMISED LAND MATE!
Well...its not my 1st, 2nd or 3rd choice but the lady working there wasn't very helpful. Smoking around children is dangerous!
I'm sorry but I can't get over how ugly that color is on a house.
Long walk back...fun.
Another majestic cow. Didn't wanna get too close in case it shanks me.
Fuck this guy and his tractor, he wouldn't give me a lift.
Back to the dirt roads.
Hey, I can see my house from here!
Community tap for the poor people who can't afford indoor plumbing.
Do you guys have signs like this too?
Home! <3
Gotta have a selfie with the local poultry.
Aaaaand I made it back safe.
Cheeky pint well deserved mate.
Pretty uneventful if you ask me. Although there was a guy outside the store who was sizing me up, asking where I'm from and shit. I didn't take a picture of him because he had a machete (for landscaping purposes) and didn't wanna get my phone stolen or something.
These pictures made me realise how much I miss the suburbs and also that I might be a bit elitist.
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