I now control the hill

[Nova]

Found this forum game on a different forum and thought it might've been a funny thing to do here as well.

the name of the game is: "I now control the hill"

The rules are:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. I.E., stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits you may assume you have "helpers" to move large objects or otherwise co-ordinate or synchronize your actions but try to rely on yourself
-Don't destroy the hill please ( on a different forum it only took about 3 posts before someone burrowed under the hill with 50lb's of c4...damn combat engineers)
-Has to be somewhat realistic, so no sci-fi or fantasy stuff.
-End your post with I now have the hill

If mods feel like there should be another rule they can add it.

an example would be:

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player 1:
I build the hill and am now sitting on top of it.

I now have the hill.

player 2:
I sat back and watched as the creator of the hill had finished his work and climbed to the top of his hill.
In the darkness of the night I surrounded the hill with high intensity lights. Wearing a welding mask I calmly walk up the hill to my newly blinded foe, booting him off the top of the hill.

I now have the hill.

I'll start.

After finishing building the hill, I build a house on top of it.
I am now on top of the hill laying down on the roof of the house looking at the stars.

I now have the hill.

[Shivraj]

I use my sniper rifle to snipe Nova, I hit him right in the head, I move in and modify the house, I re-build the house to be bigger and more secure. Titanium walls, thick, steel door for the entrance and a password required to enter.

I now have the hill

[Konohuro]

I use Jcryer to hack the house. Any security system within the house is activated and no one from inside the house can change the system's values. Shivraj is stuck inside his house while I am hanging inside the house's chimney for self protection. Shivraj is stuck in his own titanium coffin.

I now have the hill.

[Shivraj]

I take out my drill, and set up a timed c4 explosion, I then drill my way out of there with half a minute left, and travel just out of the blast zone using my bike, I wait for it to blow up, killing Konohuro along with it, I then travel back to the hill and build a steel fortress, with unhackable security, and human security.

I now have the hill

[Nova]

I travel to the hill, dropping sleeping gas on several places on the hill making the human protection useless.
I then walk up the the iron walls and blow those up using well placed C4's.
I sneak up to Shivraj, and give him a swift bash on his head, knocking him out.
I then throw Shivraj off the hill.
I fix the walls, and add automated security guns & detection cameras to spot infiltrators and take them out.

I now have the hill.

[Konohuro]

I hire Rambo, make 9 clones of him and send them to the hill. The entire army is destroyed by only one Rambo while the others annihilate the Donkey Kong. No casualties. I simply move to the plain hill, on top of it, place 5 walls around me and I turn them into portals thus creating a portal box with me and the 10 Rambo inside. Everything that touches the walls will be automatically teleported in the outer space near a black hole that will start absorbing anything near it (including the teleported objects).

[json243]

I use the powers of the US military to bomb the hill, ending the lives of all people, animals, plants, etc. within a 100 yard radius. I then ride up to the top of the hill on my ATV and set up a flag and grind on the flag. Then many young female ladies stroll up to my hill where I take them on the train to pound town

I now have the hill

[dati]

I use the powers of the US military to bomb the hill, ending the lives of all people, animals, plants, etc. within a 100 yard radius. I then ride up to the top of the hill on my ATV and set up a flag and grind on the flag. Then many young female ladies stroll up to my hill where I take them on the train to pound town

I now have the hill

One of your ladies work for me and poisoned you during the process. You are now dead and I now have the hill

[jcryer]

I use Jcryer to hack the house. Any security system within the house is activated and no one from inside the house can change the system's values. Shivraj is stuck inside his house while I am hanging inside the house's chimney for self protection. Shivraj is stuck in his own titanium coffin.

I now have the hill.

I feel used.

[Shivraj]

I don't buy the house, then I murder you in front of everyone brutally and I rip you apart using my bare hands, and then I feed you to my sharks.

I build a big building, and make it the base of the UN, if anyone attacks me now, the whole world will be after them.

I now have the hill

BTW 9000 megatonnes should be enough to blow the WHOLE planet up, so stay in the realistic realm k? or else I'll start going sci-fi on your ass, and you'll regret it. xP

[Nova]

Using a thermonuclear bomb of aproximate yield over 9000 megatonnes, I destroy everything in the area, including dati.

@SirTroll
Destroying everything in the area and thus also destroying the hill, so you destroyed the hill which was against the rules?

I'm fine if it gets somewhat competitive / taken serious, but don't go overboard and destroy the hill. ty.

[Nova]

Using a thermonuclear bomb of aproximate yield over 9000 megatonnes, I destroy everything in the area, including dati.

@SirTroll
Destroying everything in the area and thus also destroying the hill, so you destroyed the hill which was against the rules?

I'm fine if it gets somewhat competitive / taken serious, but don't go overboard and destroy the hill. ty.

Ok, but can you destroy it and then rebuild it? e.g
I nuke the hill, destroying it and I then rebuild the hill
I now have the hill

Nope, destroying it in the first place is against the rule ^.^
Same goes for anyone else thinking of using too many explosive power though.

[Cryptonexin]

Found this forum game on a different forum and thought it might've been a funny thing to do here as well.

the name of the game is: "I now control the hill"

The rules are:
-You may use any means to take the hill from the previous owner. I.E., stealth/brute force/unconventional tactics/etc
-Nothing is off limits

Yeah hey......... this is completely off topic. But I'm really scratching my head right now... So is rule 2 "Nothing is off Limits" do you mean there are no limits or is it that Nothing is off Limits... Like is Limits(you know limits, right? like the guy) unbeatable in this game or something or is he an Easy win? Thanks for the reply

[Konohuro]

Ill hold that in mind.

Using a team of top physicists, I generate a hyper-kinetic relativistic field of gravitational waves, which I use to project hyper-frequent dimensional alloys into the rift of dispersion, and I use thermobaric nuclei of hyperium conduits to reveal the dispersionate tricluders of space - time. Using this quantum gyroscope, I beam gaseous antimatter into nanofractures into Shiv's lower cranium, fusing his synapses, causing the disporortionate analysis of post-mortem recovery, leading the world's political leaders to believe that he died of being too stupid. I then use venture capitalism to invest in hedge-funds that don't exist and therefore crash the economic plain the world plunges into a great depression akin to the one commenced by the wall-street crash, grating a new era of extremism. amok the chaos, i walk up the hill and plant a flag with my face into the top. I then use my quantum entanglement gyroscope to annihilate anything that poses a threat within 3 miles (including bullets)

I now have the hill.

@Shivraj You really wanna mess with that? ;P

-Has to be somewhat realistic, so no sci-fi or fantasy stuff.

Troll, pls...

[Shivraj]

Ill hold that in mind.

Using a team of top physicists, I generate a hyper-kinetic relativistic field of gravitational waves, which I use to project hyper-frequent dimensional alloys into the rift of dispersion, and I use thermobaric nuclei of hyperium conduits to reveal the dispersionate tricluders of space - time. Using this quantum gyroscope, I beam gaseous antimatter into nanofractures into Shiv's lower cranium, fusing his synapses, causing the disporortionate analysis of post-mortem recovery, leading the world's political leaders to believe that he died of being too stupid. I then use venture capitalism to invest in hedge-funds that don't exist and therefore crash the economic plain the world plunges into a great depression akin to the one commenced by the wall-street crash, grating a new era of extremism. amok the chaos, i walk up the hill and plant a flag with my face into the top. I then use my quantum entanglement gyroscope to annihilate anything that poses a threat within 3 miles (including bullets)

I now have the hill.

@Shivraj You really wanna mess with that? ;P

again, follow the rules or you WILL regret fighting me in a battle of science.
(gonna let this be simple)
I do nothing. Gathering the world's best scientists I figure out the secret to immortality, we just had to clone ourselves. I am immortal, you die in a measly 100 years.

I now have the hill

really though, starting from the post that didn't break any rules

dati's post

I hire 10 assassins to kill you, and walk up the hill, turns out you were just sitting on the hill and not doing anything, unprotected, so we just killed you and built a small house, with a whole army base extending miles from the hill, with extraordinary security, 60 feet tall walls around the base, near the base of the walls many cameras that detect threats from ants, to thermonuclear missiles and shoot them to exterminate them, also having missiles to blow up any missiles heading towards the base, the base has UNHACKABLE security measurements and a bunker that once locked from the inside releases a poison gas to the outside world so that no one other than the people in the bunker can stay alive, inside the base.

I now have the hill.