Corrupted Wish.

[Yamasukage]

Granted but whenever you teleport you end up with 12 days of Diarreah

I wish I become OP in SLO

[Trafalgar]

Granted but whenever you teleport you end up with 12 days of Diarreah

I wish I become OP in SLO

Granted, but you will never have an opponent to play against.

I wish for cancer to be treatable easily with over the counter medicine.

[Yamasukage]

Granted but you'll end up with cancer and will have no money to buy it

I wish to be a dev or mod on SLO (-_- )

[KimotoHaikye]

Granted but you'll end up with cancer and will have no money to buy it

I wish to be a dev or mod on SLO (-_- )

Granted, but you will never be able to post.

I wish to be able to make my book famous.

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Granted but you'll end up with cancer and will have no money to buy it

I wish to be a dev or mod on SLO (-_- )

Granted, but you will never be able to post.

I wish to be able to make my book famous.

Granted... but you won't be credited as it's author and would lose all memory of writing the book so you can't file a lawsuit too

I wish I could bring Atlantis back to the surface.

[Manuster]

Granted but you'll end up with cancer and will have no money to buy it

I wish to be a dev or mod on SLO (-_- )

Granted, but you will never be able to post.

I wish to be able to make my book famous.

Granted... but you won't be credited as it's author and would lose all memory of writing the book so you can't file a lawsuit too

I wish I could bring Atlantis back to the surface.

Damn...that's one mean grant...

Granted, but you will never set foot on it.

I wish for an end to this game.

[Yamasukage]

Granted, but you're banned from the forum for asking

Wait so the game is done?! XD

[jcryer]

Yep, but how's about we play this totally different game called Twisted Wish!!!

https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?topic=2482.0

[Nova]

Granted, but once you've used it it'll blow up on your face.
I wish no one reply to this thread ever again, whether it be you're the granter or not, nor will the staff be able to post.
(Haha, good luck.)

@Tsunayoshi Granted, however we will just go back to our old thread.

I wish people would stop wishing such retarded wishes to destroy the game.

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Granted, but they would rather use other terms to destroy the game.

I wish my piano instructor transfers all his knowledge about the instrument into my mind and I can implement them to play my piano

[Zama]

Granted, but they would rather use other terms to destroy the game.

I wish my piano instructor transfers all his knowledge about the instrument into my mind and I can implement them to play my piano

Granted but you soon receive a restraining order from all pianos and keyboards.

I wish I could afford to move out.

[Tsunayoshi]

Granted, but once you've used it it'll blow up on your face.
I wish no one reply to this thread ever again, whether it be you're the granter or not, nor will the staff be able to post.
(Haha, good luck.)

@Tsunayoshi Granted, however we will just go back to our old thread.

I wish people would stop wishing such retarded wishes to destroy the game.

xDD. Omg, Nova cool as always.

[SpeakingRain]

Granted but you soon receive a restraining order from all pianos and keyboards.

I wish I could afford to move out.

Granted, but its in the spare room of  a tweaker's trailer.

I wish the Avengers existed,

[America]

Granted, but its in the spare room of  a tweaker's trailer.

I wish the Avengers existed,

Granted, but they were executed by the government as a threat to national security

I wish the US and Russia would be allies

[taigakun]

Granted, but its in the spare room of  a tweaker's trailer.

I wish the Avengers existed,

Granted, but they were executed by the government as a threat to national security

I wish the US and Russia would be allies

Granted but then North Korea would bomb the shit out of them with 5 H-bombs each

I wish time didn't exist