Corrupted Wish.

[Nova]

Granted, but it will be the first thing you say to every person you talk to

I wish i could be happy

Granted: But everyone else will be sad
I wish fast food was healthy

Granted, but you can only eat unhealthy things for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew everything.

[Sanji]

Granted, but when u know everything your brain will explode

i wish i can control the fire.

[Nova]

Granted, but when u know everything your brain will explode

i wish i can control the fire.

Granted, but you will always burn yourself lethally.

I wish to have a lot of free time

[json243]

Granted, but when u know everything your brain will explode

i wish i can control the fire.

Granted, but you will always burn yourself lethally.

I wish to have a lot of free time

Granted but you always are jerking off :x
I wish I wasn't so cool

[Konohuro]

Granted but you always are jerking off :x
I wish I wasn't so cool

Granted, but then you will notice that nothing has changed, you feel the same.

I wish I to be invincible.

[Kai]

Granted, but then you will notice that nothing has changed, you feel the same.

I wish I to be invincible.

Granted, but only against meteorites.

I wish to have an infinite amount of wishes.

[Sanji]

Granted, but then you will notice that nothing has changed, you feel the same.

I wish I to be invincible.

Granted, but only against meteorites.

I wish to have an infinite amount of wishes.

Granted, but it will only work when u die

i wish i have punch can destroy a planet

[taigakun]

Granted, but with that punch you will also kill the one you love

I wish i could cook :3

[Nova]

Granted, but with that punch you will also kill the one you love

I wish i could cook :3

Granted, but you can only cook one type of noodles.

I wish I could walk through walls and other obstacles

[Shivraj]

Granted but each time you do it, you will get stuck in the object.

I wish my next wish would be without any consequences (other than the ones I add).

[Konohuro]

Granted but each time you do it, you will get stuck in the object.

I wish my next wish would be without any consequences (other than the ones I add).

Granted, but you won't be able to wish that "next wish".

I wish nothing.

[Nas]

Granted, but you won't be able to wish that "next wish".

I wish nothing.

Granted but a wish isnt a wish without something you will forever obtain things you cannot use

I wish to see SLO completed by next month

[Nova]

Granted, but you won't be able to wish that "next wish".

I wish nothing.

Granted but a wish isnt a wish without something you will forever obtain things you cannot use

I wish to see SLO completed by next month

Granted, but it will be completed as a chicken running game instead of an MMOARPG.

I wish to be good at photoshop

[Shivraj]

Granted but you will be caught for using a pirated version and will face a 200 year jail term xDDDDD

I wish I wasn't so lazy

[taigakun]

Granted but you will be caught for using a pirated version and will face a 200 year jail term xDDDDD

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Granted, but will will overwork everything you do, leading to stress and sleep deprivation...... and then Death

I wish i wasn't so sexy