Rap Battle

[Mars]

sanji is a fucking god

[Fraudulent]

Sanji is a character in One Piece and also a user on this forum. Both far from godlike status.

[Cacat cu lapte]

Man, What have I done, reviving this topic,
And now it's filled with "raps" retarded and toxic
No rhythm, no poetry, no flow, no logic.

It was fine for a bit, but then the troll came
Truly, he's the only one to blame for how lame...
This topic has gotten, it'll never be the same,
And I will try my best to wipe away this shame
I will take revenge for you ruining this game
Better leave now before I disfigure you, maimed
You will lie defeated, no longer trolling, and tamed
Wait, you call that rapping? Wow, that left my eyes pained
Go back to your grandma, cause you need to be trained
Don't even bother replying, that's harebrained.
I know you won't, because you are already drained,
From fighting Sanji, that's about all you can sustain.

@Cacat cu lapte stop ruining this thread.

So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end
you both kids like lick the dildo all day long until tis finito
You try pull a cheaper stunt than sanji's stinky cunt
So what i just propose, raise yo head when you talk to boss
clean your mouth couple of times, and beg for forgiveness one more time
Its clearely who won this shit, i'm a rap star on the internet,
I like tea while you like dick Romanashu throws the mic.

But im not a rapper.

@Sanji  ; @Shivraj

[taigakun]

So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end

you use gay and trans like they are negative things and are insults..stop living in the past mate

[Toratsume Nyshn]

Got bored and since you all want rhymes on this thread :3
(feel free to call me out! although I may not reply rn cuz I'm goin on a road trip with friends. But I'd love to fight you > )

hey.
Take a chill pill
Feel free
get that rolla costa thrill
get in a fuckin car 'n tumble down the hill

Crash into a park
infront offa couple doing sex hark!
as there children son and daught
devour candy bar

Be a badass
steal 'em candies from the lil bro sis duo
Or steal 'em little bro sis duo
from their parents if you a Paedo! Get...

...chased by 'em mofuckin' cops
as your kidnappin' plan becomes a flop
no you ain't got no time to stop
so keep runnin' till the beat drops!

till the beat drops. till the beat drops.
keep running till the beat drops.
till the, till the beat drops
BAM!
EDIT

+Rep
Will respond tomorrow. I have a new level of respect for you <3

Thanks Leebzsama!
It means a lot to me
#Leebz4Morikage (If thats what Hidden Forest Kage will be called :3)

[taigakun]

Got bored and since you all want rhymes on this thread :3
(feel free to call me out! although I may not reply rn cuz I'm goin on a road trip with friends. But I'd love to fight you > )

hey.
Take a chill pill
Feel free
get that rolla costa thrill
get in a fuckin car 'n tumble down the hill

Crash into a park
infront offa couple doing sex hark!
as there children son and daught
devour candy bar

Be a badass
steal 'em candies from the lil bro sis duo
Or steal 'em little bro sis duo
from their parents if you a Paedo! Get...

...chased by 'em mofuckin' cops
as your kidnappin' plan becomes a flop
no you ain't got no time to stop
so keep runnin' till the beat drops!

till the beat drops. till the beat drops.
keep running till the beat drops.
till the, till the beat drops
BAM!

What? Rapping and not calling another person gay, fag or trans as an insult....

WTF IS THIS MAGIC??

[Toratsume Nyshn]

What? Rapping and not calling another person gay, fag or trans as an insult....

WTF IS THIS MAGIC??

XD nooo Taigakun!
Its Poetry :3
I call it poop poetry cuz I made it while taking a dump. lel

[Shivraj]

So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end
you both kids like lick the dildo all day long until tis finito
You try pull a cheaper stunt than sanji's stinky cunt
So what i just propose, raise yo head when you talk to boss
clean your mouth couple of times, and beg for forgiveness one more time
Its clearely who won this shit, i'm a rap star on the internet,
I like tea while you like dick Romanashu throws the mic.

But im not a rapper.

Looks like you're trying to put up a fight,
You're already worn out, you got double sight
I applaud your effort, but it takes talent
to rap, what can you do? I've given you a fright
You just cannot stand before me and my might
Can't provoke me, you are all bark and no bite

Your accent is so shit that half of those things don't rhyme,
But that is not the only fault, your raps are far from fine,
I'll give you one last chance to run, but this will be the last time,
You do know that I'm a straight male, but I guess you're a mime,
Repeating what you can make up to offend people, that's your crime
You can't beat me using insults that aren't true, I'm in my prime
You know what your brain is? It's a mixture of sludge and grime

You act as if there's something wrong with gays
That's the past, stop living in the olden days
You won? Bitch please, from everyone, I was praised
Ask anyone, they'll prefer mine, in one short gaze.

You wanted to fight? Well, this is the aftermath.
Run back to mommy, choose the right path
If you stay and troll more, you'll face my Wrath

(just saying, Mic is pronounced Mike, not literally mic)

[Toratsume Nyshn]

If you stay and troll more, you'll face my Wrath

yeah cuz he is. the lit wrath :3
#all_hail_kata
*bows*

[taigakun]

If you stay and troll more, you'll face my Wrath

Fucking fire

[Sanji]

Man, What have I done, reviving this topic,
And now it's filled with "raps" retarded and toxic
No rhythm, no poetry, no flow, no logic.

It was fine for a bit, but then the troll came
Truly, he's the only one to blame for how lame...
This topic has gotten, it'll never be the same,
And I will try my best to wipe away this shame
I will take revenge for you ruining this game
Better leave now before I disfigure you, maimed
You will lie defeated, no longer trolling, and tamed
Wait, you call that rapping? Wow, that left my eyes pained
Go back to your grandma, cause you need to be trained
Don't even bother replying, that's harebrained.
I know you won't, because you are already drained,
From fighting Sanji, that's about all you can sustain.

@Cacat cu lapte stop ruining this thread.

So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end
you both kids like lick the dildo all day long until tis finito
You try pull a cheaper stunt than sanji's stinky cunt
So what i just propose, raise yo head when you talk to boss
clean your mouth couple of times, and beg for forgiveness one more time
Its clearely who won this shit, i'm a rap star on the internet,
I like tea while you like dick Romanashu throws the mic.

But im not a rapper.

@Sanji  ; @Shivraj

you want more i will give you more.

shit man,you keep saying the same shit you shoud stop with that shit,everyone got bored from you and u Little shity talk,you know what,you lost this battle but you keep telling the same shit,guess what,this is your only motherfucking option,cuz u only know how to suck dick leave the rap for the rapper and go back to the dick that is waiting for your mouth look at the line that is waiting for your deepthroating  skills,word on the street that you have a nice blowjob with no gag reflex  don't fuck with me i will fuck you up don't mess with me i will mess you up.
you insult my manhood i'm sanji the gentleman of the street,i see my left my right i only see women that wants my love who the fuck r u i only know u when i saw u in dark back alley taking a dick with vacuum that u call a mouth so shut the fuck up and take the dick like the bitch that u r.
drop the mic,sanji is out bitch.

[Cacat cu lapte]

So what you just say, you admit sanji is gay,
so you're his tranny friend that goes apeshit till the end
you both kids like lick the dildo all day long until tis finito
You try pull a cheaper stunt than sanji's stinky cunt
So what i just propose, raise yo head when you talk to boss
clean your mouth couple of times, and beg for forgiveness one more time
Its clearely who won this shit, i'm a rap star on the internet,
I like tea while you like dick Romanashu throws the mic.

But im not a rapper.

Looks like you're trying to put up a fight,
You're already worn out, you got double sight
I applaud your effort, but it takes talent
to rap, what can you do? I've given you a fright
You just cannot stand before me and my might
Can't provoke me, you are all bark and no bite

Your accent is so shit that half of those things don't rhyme,
But that is not the only fault, your raps are far from fine,
I'll give you one last chance to run, but this will be the last time,
You do know that I'm a straight male, but I guess you're a mime,
Repeating what you can make up to offend people, that's your crime
You can't beat me using insults that aren't true, I'm in my prime
You know what your brain is? It's a mixture of sludge and grime

You act as if there's something wrong with gays
That's the past, stop living in the olden days
You won? Bitch please, from everyone, I was praised
Ask anyone, they'll prefer mine, in one short gaze.

You wanted to fight? Well, this is the aftermath.
Run back to mommy, choose the right path
If you stay and troll more, you'll face my Wrath

(just saying, Mic is pronounced Mike, not literally mic)

@Sanji  Burn.

@Shivraj

Im gonna face yo' wrath, wat. Yo 2 youngs with thousand years
to yet, even talk 'bout me, bout this .. yo im gunna step forward

Yo just a kid, you do a good rap, but when i comes to me, you just little smuck
Im not tired im just 'bleh' , after I literally burnt that sanji guy from the internet,
you say i dont rhyme, well i don't, but its not entirely my fault,
the message is all that matters, so at that point i showed you both
thats theres only one king in here and i put you two in the motherfucking dirt

im tired of this bullshit so i just start, cover your ears and your mouth
take a grip or i will just tackle, with this staggering blow ill make u fall down to your knees
ill make you realise that this is just the start otherwise u'll make the king of kings mad.
What is this wrath u talk about, anything related to math? You've already did your best, truly not my interest, you should just keep your mouth shut or imma head to serious rap, as i stated up there kid, you'd better not make mad the king. Burn. kaboom.

but im not a rapper

[Shivraj]

Im gonna face yo' wrath, wat. Yo 2 youngs with thousand years
to yet, even talk 'bout me, bout this .. yo im gunna step forward

Yo just a kid, you do a good rap, but when i comes to me, you just little smuck
Im not tired im just 'bleh' , after I literally burnt that sanji guy from the internet,
you say i dont rhyme, well i don't, but its not entirely my fault,
the message is all that matters, so at that point i showed you both
thats theres only one king in here and i put you two in the motherfucking dirt

im tired of this bullshit so i just start, cover your ears and your mouth
take a grip or i will just tackle, with this staggering blow ill make u fall down to your knees
ill make you realise that this is just the start otherwise u'll make the king of kings mad.
What is this wrath u talk about, anything related to math? You've already did your best, truly not my interest, you should just keep your mouth shut or imma head to serious rap, as i stated up there kid, you'd better not make mad the king. Burn. kaboom.

but im not a rapper

I'm half the age of ST, yet I'm a kid?
Man, you're talking too much, just put a lid...
on that mouth, just like you did
on your thinking capacity,
no way you can be this stupid,

Unless you put a mental barrier on your mind,
I'll make you cry, it's not that hard to, but I'm just being kind,
Seems that you won't give up, okay, I'll do it for mankind,
To save us from your cancer, and prevent an increase of blind... (people)
Funny how you're fighting me, who are you again? Make me remind.

That's right, you're no one, and your raps are shit,
So, what are you doing here? You ain't getting up from this hit
I'm not gonna pay more attention to you, if you don't quit
It's just wasting everyone's time, and for my time, you're unfit.

Peace out drops mic

(Stop living in your delusions, ask anyone, you lost )

[Cacat cu lapte]

what did i loose

[Shivraj]

this battle, what else?