Rap Battle

[Shivraj]

Boy, stop having daydreams,
those were your own bed sheets,
All I hear from you are screams,
Get ready for these sick beats.

Again, cursing ain't gonna make you look cool kid.
The curses you're spitting aren't disses, so shut your lid.

Too stupid to know about life, you say?
ain't about the words? you stupid? nay,
it seems you're more than that, I pray
for your brain, did you throw it away?
you're too primitive to talk to me, kay?
time to roast you, come on, make way.

All you can teach is how to be a retard.
I hope you're ready to get really charred.
I'm gonna cook you good, then discard (of you)
You're too salty to eat, you fucktard.

Learn to spell, or are you too disabled for that?
I don't want to break your pride, so run away brat.
before you annoy me to the point of no chat, (not talking anymore, you get me)
I pull out my gun and make your head go splat.

Did you know, rhyming is a crucial part of rapping!
tell me, did you type those lyrics while you were crapping?
now, the hole you call your mouth, I'll get to capping!

Don't make the Sloth angry,
you're not worth the time, frankly
here kid, have some candy,
now go away, you lamprey.

[Konohuro]

"frankly"... -.-

[Shivraj]

"frankly"... -.-

what did frank ever do to you? hmm? you're always annoyed when someone uses tbf or frankly etc. ....

[America]

ITT: cancer

but I'm not a dancer........


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[Itsuki00]

Boy, stop having daydreams,
those were your own bed sheets,
All I hear from you are screams,
Get ready for these sick beats.

Again, cursing ain't gonna make you look cool kid.
The curses you're spitting aren't disses, so shut your lid.

Too stupid to know about life, you say?
ain't about the words? you stupid? nay,
it seems you're more than that, I pray
for your brain, did you throw it away?
you're too primitive to talk to me, kay?
time to roast you, come on, make way.

All you can teach is how to be a retard.
I hope you're ready to get really charred.
I'm gonna cook you good, then discard (of you)
You're too salty to eat, you fucktard.

Learn to spell, or are you too disabled for that?
I don't want to break your pride, so run away brat.
before you annoy me to the point of no chat, (not talking anymore, you get me)
I pull out my gun and make your head go splat.

Did you know, rhyming is a crucial part of rapping!
tell me, did you type those lyrics while you were crapping?
now, the hole you call your mouth, I'll get to capping!

Don't make the Sloth angry,
you're not worth the time, frankly
here kid, have some candy,
now go away, you lamprey.

your rhymes are so lame,bad and boring,for really dude,who are you trolling? Your time is up, even know it never started, i feel sorry for you , wait,i just farted. Why cant you see that your just a little mouse to me, ME you CANT beat,you can only bow and kiss my feet, i don't know what else to say,and not make you cry, When you see your mommy,tell her Itsuki said HI!

Don't take anything personal th'o, Its just a rap battle xd @Shivraj

[Shivraj]

Don't look at me, Mars is the one who trolls
My raps are sick, you know it, that's how I roll,

Your raps kill more people than the Black Death
Bro, you need some help? You high on some meth?

Cause your raps are utter nonsense, fam
The "skill" you're so proud of, is a sham,
Ain't gonna waste time on your shit, scram.

Wake up boy, it is time to face reality
you're nothing but an ant to me, brutality,
better run, before I crush you, fatality!

My raps are boring? Why didn't you become jester?
I'm sparing you kid, I might stop this nice gesture
if you keep on annoying me, go away, don't pester.

That's it, this is the end of the line for you,
good job, you annoyed me, seems your one of the few
who can manage to do this, time to chew
you and spit you out, so annoying, who knew
I might just kill you fast just cause you're new
now, I might overlook this if you run, true
you still have a chance to live, so run, shoo.

"I just farted" wtf?
you're raps realllllllly suck...
you messed with me, bad luck
to me, you're a pile of muck.

Look, I'm really not in the mood for barbecue so
I'll make this quick, if you mess with me, I'm gonna show
you who's the boss, I'll kick your ass to andromeda, whoa
I'm not gonna waste my time noticing you now though
I'm not your senpai so stop making me notice you, oh
wait, tell me kid, I can murder you any time, did you know?

Again, kid with your dreams, gee
you CAN'T make me cry, you flea
I'm an adult, unlike you, see?

you're a thousand years too young to take me on,
I'll let you go this time, better not come back, fawn. (young dear)

srsly though, you're starting to annoy me now with your raps
you think they're cool, it's your opinion, but really, they're crap
there's a huge gap between our skill, you can't cover this gap
you're too crappy, it's true, so go to your room and take a nap,
don't pay attention to what's going on around you, ok chap?
Might just be able to get rid of you forever, yes perhaps....

[Itsuki00]

Are you that stupid? Or you just didnt realize yet,this is a rap battle,not ,,who writes more words" tournament. Please stop writing rhymes,cause they really suck,better feed your cow,and then go to fuck. if i would you ( which im not Thank god) i would pay a whore,cause thats the only way you Will ever see the ,, whole ". Don't cry now,you aint just a noob,your one of the rares,that wont ever see a boob. I hope you realize how lame are you,and not to mention you rhymes too. From the sky,i putted you to the ground,surrender now,or your gonna face the underground.
Im born for thiss mann

[Mars]

Are you that stupid? Or you just didnt realize yet,this is a rap battle,not ,,who writes more words" tournament. Please stop writing rhymes,cause they really suck,better feed your cow,and then go to fuck. if i would you ( which im not Thank god) i would pay a whore,cause thats the only way you Will ever see the ,, whole ". Don't cry now,you aint just a noob,your one of the rares,that wont ever see a boob. I hope you realize how lame are you,and not to mention you rhymes too. From the sky,i putted you to the ground,surrender now,or your gonna face the underground.
Im born for thiss mann

[NinjaMirage]

you both are ignerant swearing and dissing
Listen up, Life is long, let me show you what you're missing
Life is about Intimacy knowledge and wisdom
Know your enemy, love your friend, Go out -------live some.

Git down at a club pick up a chick get know her.
Love Respect Lisson and support her
Be generous kind but stay away from the fur
Spend nights only with her or her wrath you'll incur

get a hobby other then rap its not your forte'
Life is full of opportunities for men made of clay
this is my final thought on the subject
I suck at rap too, so you just read and reflect.

[json243]

I swear you all suck so shut the fuck up
*drops mic*

[Shivraj]

There's a limit to blindness, you've crossed it
Such disses man, they hurt really bad, oh shit
they don't... you're not good at rapping, so quit

It does matter how many words you type in,
you won't understand anyway, I'm gonna win
if you think a paragraph of shit can begin
to make me lose, you're wrong, it's time to end it, fin

I'm not even gonna bother making you understand how to rap,  (cause rhyming is what makes rapping rapping and not just insulting someone idiot)
it's going over your head anyway, and my skills you can't even tap....

Again, if you're rapping in english make sure your english is understandable,
Now, if you're just gonna talk non sense I suggest you screw shut your mandible.

to both itsuki and cmsurfer.

I'm done putting up with your shitty raps -.- xP

[Itsuki00]

There's a limit to blindness, you've crossed it
Such disses man, they hurt really bad, oh shit
they don't... you're not good at rapping, so quit

It does matter how many words you type in,
you won't understand anyway, I'm gonna win
if you think a paragraph of shit can begin
to make me lose, you're wrong, it's time to end it, fin

I'm not even gonna bother making you understand how to rap,  (cause rhyming is what makes rapping rapping and not just insulting someone idiot)
it's going over your head anyway, and my skills you can't even tap....

Again, if you're rapping in english make sure your english is understandable,
Now, if you're just gonna talk non sense I suggest you screw shut your mandible.

to both itsuki and cmsurfer.

I'm done putting up with your shitty raps -.- xP

Ahahahahahah im done to. Nice battle,everything i said ofc. I don't mean it,i don't even know anyone of you,Its just the way i do a rap battle,insult yeah Its my thing, don't take anything of it personal,and my first laungage isnt english,so i do spell bad. But im not that shitty th'o xD

[Shivraj]

There's a limit to blindness, you've crossed it
Such disses man, they hurt really bad, oh shit
they don't... you're not good at rapping, so quit

It does matter how many words you type in,
you won't understand anyway, I'm gonna win
if you think a paragraph of shit can begin
to make me lose, you're wrong, it's time to end it, fin

I'm not even gonna bother making you understand how to rap,  (cause rhyming is what makes rapping rapping and not just insulting someone idiot)
it's going over your head anyway, and my skills you can't even tap....

Again, if you're rapping in english make sure your english is understandable,
Now, if you're just gonna talk non sense I suggest you screw shut your mandible.

to both itsuki and cmsurfer.

I'm done putting up with your shitty raps -.- xP

Ahahahahahah im done to. Nice battle,everything i said ofc. I don't mean it,i don't even know anyone of you,Its just the way i do a rap battle,insult yeah Its my thing, don't take anything of it personal,and my first laungage isnt english,so i do spell bad. But im not that shitty th'o xD

yh, I hope you don't take anything I say in raps personal >.<

[Itsuki00]

There's a limit to blindness, you've crossed it
Such disses man, they hurt really bad, oh shit
they don't... you're not good at rapping, so quit

It does matter how many words you type in,
you won't understand anyway, I'm gonna win
if you think a paragraph of shit can begin
to make me lose, you're wrong, it's time to end it, fin

I'm not even gonna bother making you understand how to rap,  (cause rhyming is what makes rapping rapping and not just insulting someone idiot)
it's going over your head anyway, and my skills you can't even tap....

Again, if you're rapping in english make sure your english is understandable,
Now, if you're just gonna talk non sense I suggest you screw shut your mandible.

to both itsuki and cmsurfer.

I'm done putting up with your shitty raps -.- xP

Ahahahahahah im done to. Nice battle,everything i said ofc. I don't mean it,i don't even know anyone of you,Its just the way i do a rap battle,insult yeah Its my thing, don't take anything of it personal,and my first laungage isnt english,so i do spell bad. But im not that shitty th'o xD

yh, I hope you don't take anything I say in raps personal >.<

of course not,i know how cool i am xd

[Mars]

5th gen scum named mamoudou
leader of the trash called nanatsu
you noob fifths are all the same
only take rookies from in game

I swear, man, every fifth is weak
I'll put you down like drake beat meek
you walk around like the you're shit
your posts a day nears to your losing streak