Rap Battle

[Mars]

Leebz's rap was the best in this thread imo.
His raps actually rhymed and he didn't use half rhymes at all which seems a common courtesy in this thread.

This was made for fun, I have the feeling people are taking it a little seriously.

[Konohuro]

Leebz's rap was the best in this thread imo.
His raps actually rhymed and he didn't use half rhymes at all which seems a common courtesy in this thread.

This was made for fun, I have the feeling people are taking it a little seriously.

You slither around like you own the joint, Konohuro.
But you're nothing but a snake, a little bitch like Orochimaru.
You think you're the rap god but ask yourself this; are you?


Show me the rhymes in here and I retreat. (ro-ru-you)
I always take everything seriously on the rap thread related to the raps within. This is why I can't swear so much in my raps nor I can't insult greatly. Usually in the raps I say my opinion about adversaries rap, and just because now I have't done a rap I simply wrote words doesn't mean that I am putting it to the heart. You are some awesome guys.

And Shiv:  how can you tell we are dead when we haven't replied yet? you are battling with the windmills and state that you have won. But with us is different, unlikely the mills we hit back you just have to wait (after all it took you 3 days to answer to our challange) xD

[Shivraj]

It took me 5 minutes, my net was out for 3 days. Plus, if I say that you're gay in my rap, are you Gay ? O.o XD.

Ps. Every word in the paragraph you said is a rhyme, Konohuro, Orochimaru, are you. You just have to say it in a certain manner XD, other words were full rhymes though, anyway, I'll be waiting for the reply, so that I can wreck you >:3

[Mars]

[granit]

Himitsu silly crew , your mommy Leebz is here
I advise you to go get a beer
Then you can enjoy my rap
I promise it'll be better than your crap
Seriously I expected more than that
But this'll be easier little brat

I'm the true most valuable player
Granit's this town's mayor
I'm a slayer
You're just a prayer
You gotta be kidding me
If not , then you better flee.

And now a special:

1 , I'll teach you what rapping means son.
2 , You were kidding , weren't you?
3 , I'm telling you ,don't provoke me.
4 , You'll get killed in this war.
5 , I'll use your blood to dive.
6 , Enough with your silly tricks.
7 , I'll promote you to see heaven.
8 , You'll see it when you're at hell's gate.
9 , That's a nice rap , oh wait it's mine.
10 , Your rap was shit , try again.

(Try actually reading the numbers)

Deleted.

Why bro?

[Mars]

Himitsu silly crew , your mommy Leebz is here
I advise you to go get a beer
Then you can enjoy my rap
I promise it'll be better than your crap
Seriously I expected more than that
But this'll be easier little brat

I'm the true most valuable player
Granit's this town's mayor
I'm a slayer
You're just a prayer
You gotta be kidding me
If not , then you better flee.

True, we do need a beer to enjoy you bars
Gotta get drunk to even bear it
we know you aint got nothing on Mars
Your raps make me puke, I swear it

And yeah, I guess I am the answer to a prayer
Rabbit and the snail, you're the toirtoise i'm the hare
Watch me whip this kid, pull up a chair.
Don't go near me granit, don't you dare

ily kirishima its banter

[Leebz]

Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason:

Really? Shivraj had better raps than Leebz, I was expecting a hit, but uhh... disappointed...

For a rhyme to be complete there are 3 steps: same final syllable, same rhythm and same measure, the first strophe doesn't meet any of these (not to mention the rest of mistakes along the rest of that "rap"), but I don't expect you to understand this. But you will feel this because we played with you around enough, we got bored so we will start the real rap next round.

Lol? You're mistaken. Everyone here has been using a basic flow. Especially you. You obviously read it in this. I rap irl with a unique flow alongside others in a team. Everything you mentioned is false on the assumption you meant ALL rap had to be like that.. Which is wrong. Rap is an art therefore for true art to be noticed you have to be unique. Everyone can draw a stick figure but a true unique artist draws something different. If you knew my flow and knew me personally you'd probably feel different about the rap I posted but then again you stick with a basic flow which is easy to follow sooooo..
Oh, and not to mention a lot of your lyrics are stolen from other rappers and sites so to comment about anyone's rap is not in your right until you become original.

[Konohuro]

I am knee sliding on this thread’s floors
Because I see, I feel no wars
I am scoffing because I owe them
While you clean, I don’t condemn
Everyone has his roles
Kirishima cursed to rule,
Himitsu blessed to dig holes.


Don’t care about your bygone glory
Because our Kirishima rap is gory.

People talking about you?
Fool, that was only your crew.
But with this shameful piece of crap
You proved yourself no better than a pap.
You disappointed any waiting for bonanza
Directly from your first, filled with cracks, stanza.

You took out the ghoul
From this Romanian fool
I will suck your blood,
You’ll remain with no god.

Tell me, did you write your country’s anthem?
If not, stop beefing around and start cleaning the transom.

“All for one and one for all”
This is Kirishima’s only goal.
We are killing like a pack
We don’t need any knack
When the small Himitsu gases
Remain with no classes.


Unique traits? Stupid.
Only strength? Ruined.
^Himitsu characteristics for any of your muted.
Don’t blame us for your dogs’ lack of skill
Give them some swill
And maybe they will
Come and try to kill
US!

You continuously state
That you’ve killed every mate
When in fact you’ve just started a small spate
Spate: the occurrence of a water flow
Resulting from sudden rain or melting snow.
Sorry for this complicated words
But I think an explanation is needed for your petty herds.

The war is not finished yet
You will wait and see that.

Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason:

Lol? You're mistaken. Everyone here has been using a basic flow. Especially you. You obviously read it in this. I rap irl with a unique flow along side others in a team. Everything you mentioned is false on the assumption you meant ALL rap had to be like that.. Which is wrong. Rap is an art therefore for true art to be noticed you have to be unique. Everyone can draw a stick figure but a true unique artist draws something different. If you knew my flow and knew me personally you'd probably feel different about the rap I posted but then again you stick with a basic flow which is easy to follow sooooo..
Oh, and not to mention a lot of your lyrics are stolen from other rappers and sites so to comment about anyone's rap is not in your right until you become original.

Really? Shivraj had better raps than Leebz, I was expecting a hit, but uhh... disappointed...

For a rhyme to be complete there are 3 steps: same final syllable, same rhythm and same measure, the first strophe doesn't meet any of these (not to mention the rest of mistakes along the rest of that "rap"), but I don't expect you to understand this. But you will feel this because we played with you around enough, we got bored so we will start the real rap next round.

Nothing stolen but anyway.
In writing there is no intonation so you can't express the same thing as in speaking. But it seems I still have a lot to learn, for now I will just stick with my usually trivial rap. And again rhyme is not only to have the same final syllable, I am still stating this.
Maybe you would like to record, it would be awesome

Shivraj: No man. I've said: "Usually in the raps I say my opinion about adversaries rap" about your rap, not about you or any other person.And even in rap, not anytime, if I think better, things like "crap shitty rap" are just fillers, like everyone adds.

[Isis]

Himitsu?
Ah, the apeshit crew.
Here are some of the Himitsu that I've met through the past couple of days,
One is rap-loving yet at it still sucking in many ways,
The others a little kid that all he recently did was pass his anal phase,
Their leader's an idiotic misleader that they for some reason praise,
You think you're here to amaze but all you do is rephrase,
Yall need to change the beat.
Because all what you said, and all what I read was some braindead shit to my head that you guys keep on repeat
Now you either retreat or face defeat,
Through shameful eyes that realize the real guys that brought them down on their feet,
You shouldn't even exist, so do not resist, Kirishima's Right Click -> Delete.
Kirishima win.
And just to be sure, that this forum becomes forever pure : Remove from Recycle Bin.
Fin.


might as well put yall in a burger

[Leebz]

I am knee sliding on this thread’s floors
Because I see, I feel no wars
I am scoffing because I owe them
While you clean, I don’t condemn
Everyone has his roles
Kirishima cursed to rule,
Himitsu blessed to dig holes.


Don’t care about your bygone glory
Because our Kirishima rap is gory.

People talking about you?
Fool, that was only your crew.
But with this shameful piece of crap
You proved yourself no better than a pap.
You disappointed any waiting for bonanza
Directly from your first, filled with cracks, stanza.

You took out the ghoul
From this Romanian fool
I will suck your blood,
You’ll remain with no god.

Tell me, did you write your country’s anthem?
If not, stop beefing around and start cleaning the transom.

“All for one and one for all”
This is Kirishima’s only goal.
We are killing like a pack
We don’t need any knack
When the small Himitsu gases
Remain with no classes.


Unique traits? Stupid.
Only strength? Ruined.
^Himitsu characteristics for any of your muted.
Don’t blame us for your dogs’ lack of skill
Give them some swill
And maybe they will
Come and try to kill
US!

You continuously state
That you’ve killed every mate
When in fact you’ve just started a small spate
Spate: the occurrence of a water flow
Resulting from sudden rain or melting snow.
Sorry for this complicated words
But I think an explanation is needed for your petty herds.

The war is not finished yet
You will wait and see that.

Leebz: *drops mic*

This reminded me of this scene for some reason:

Lol? You're mistaken. Everyone here has been using a basic flow. Especially you. You obviously read it in this. I rap irl with a unique flow along side others in a team. Everything you mentioned is false on the assumption you meant ALL rap had to be like that.. Which is wrong. Rap is an art therefore for true art to be noticed you have to be unique. Everyone can draw a stick figure but a true unique artist draws something different. If you knew my flow and knew me personally you'd probably feel different about the rap I posted but then again you stick with a basic flow which is easy to follow sooooo..
Oh, and not to mention a lot of your lyrics are stolen from other rappers and sites so to comment about anyone's rap is not in your right until you become original.

Really? Shivraj had better raps than Leebz, I was expecting a hit, but uhh... disappointed...

For a rhyme to be complete there are 3 steps: same final syllable, same rhythm and same measure, the first strophe doesn't meet any of these (not to mention the rest of mistakes along the rest of that "rap"), but I don't expect you to understand this. But you will feel this because we played with you around enough, we got bored so we will start the real rap next round.

Nothing stolen but anyway.
In writing there is no intonation so you can't express the same thing as in speaking. But it seems I still have a lot to learn, for now I will just stick with my usually trivial rap. And again rhyme is not only to have the same final syllable, I am still stating this.
Maybe you would like to record, it would be awesome

Shivraj: No man. I've said: "Usually in the raps I say my opinion about adversaries rap" about your rap, not about you or any other person.And even in rap, not anytime, if I think better, things like "crap shitty rap" are just fillers, like everyone adds.

Didn't mention me? Lemme take you back to page 2
Back in the day when you was beefin' with my crew
I believe you said "Yall summon the grate Leebs"
See that? I left you with no room to breath.

Wouldn't be the first time you mentioned me.
If I counted right, it was more than twice I believe.
So let's see, if he can follow this complicated flow I lay on to thee with the key to hard bars that makes him want to pee..
His pants, I laugh because his crew look like they're trying to perform a seance.
Trying to bring their comrades back to life because of this threads heated strife.




You say you took no bars but lemme refer you to Roy Jones Junior.
But hey, in your case it was better I found it later than sooner.
Quit acting like you got something over in this topic.
Anything you had I already topped it, you can't knock it.

And what are you on about my country's anthem?
I'm British and if we see someone fake we blast em'

You need to get your facts straight because guessing my country was a huge mistake.
It was almost as if you relied on fate.

You said I created a "spate" which is a water flow.
The fuck you going on about bro?
That made no sense, it wasn't even a blow.
It's like you wanted a fancy rhyming word to prove it's something you know.

You try to be big and you try to be clever.
You  say we dig and your clan control the weather.
As if Kirishma are gods.
I guarantee if this game releases you will become Himitsu lap dogs.

And that's if we let you, we don't take muts.
If we don't want you we just cut your guts and leave you to rot.
Your clan is unwanted like a serious blood clot.

You probably had your reply rap saved for me since page one.
If you ask me you're just a rap con.
A rap god? There can only be one.
Thought it'd be fun to get in and make some friends.
Like M4, who has his dick so far up your ass it probably bends.

Even your goal is theft.
"All for one and one for all"
You got nothing original left?
Himitsu rise whilst Kirishma fall.

[Konohuro]

Finally! Something better!
Yet I don't get that M4 shit, that was lame but anyway.

[Leebz]

Himitsu?
Ah, the apeshit crew.
Here are some of the Himitsu that I've met through the past couple of days,
One is rap-loving yet at it still sucking in many ways,
The others a little kid that all he recently did was pass his anal phase,
Their leader's an idiotic misleader that they for some reason praise,
You think you're here to amaze but all you do is rephrase,
Yall need to change the beat.
Because all what you said, and all what I read was some braindead shit to my head that you guys keep on repeat
Now you either retreat or face defeat,
Through shameful eyes that realize the real guys that brought them down on their feet,
You shouldn't even exist, so do not resist, Kirishima's Right Click -> Delete.
Kirishima win.
And just to be sure, that this forum becomes forever pure : Remove from Recycle Bin.
Fin.


might as well put yall in a burger

Only Kirishma member I seen write a good rap.
I'd clap, but if i'm honest, it wasn't all that.

You talk about rephasing but let's face it, this battles gone on for so long that the weapon never changes.

Same shit, different bars.
Same clique, same spars.

If you ask me this has gone on for too long, get someone to judge or Kirishma should be gone.
There's no one here left for me to beef on, or at least not worthy.
They could write raps till their thirty and still come out with pure shit.
Of course I am talking about Kirishma because that's just it, pure shit.

You'll probably go on to say "You rhymed pure shit with pure shit" but you forgot the IT, bitches.
It's another thing rappers use that you need to learn, a play on words that'll leave you in stitches.

[Shivraj]

Himitsu?
Ah, the apeshit crew.
Here are some of the Himitsu that I've met through the past couple of days,
One is rap-loving yet at it still sucking in many ways,
The others a little kid that all he recently did was pass his anal phase,
Their leader's an idiotic misleader that they for some reason praise,
You think you're here to amaze but all you do is rephrase,
Yall need to change the beat.
Because all what you said, and all what I read was some braindead shit to my head that you guys keep on repeat
Now you either retreat or face defeat,
Through shameful eyes that realize the real guys that brought them down on their feet,
You shouldn't even exist, so do not resist, Kirishima's Right Click -> Delete.
Kirishima win.
And just to be sure, that this forum becomes forever pure : Remove from Recycle Bin.
Fin.


might as well put yall in a burger

Oh guys! looks like they need reinforcements, come on!
Stop describing Yourself dipshit, Little Con!
Are you so desperate as to send out the worst rapper?
Isis, did you think of those lyrics while on the crapper?

Run away before my raps become a nuke from the USA! (Get it? I S I S, nuke from USA? No? Okay )
Go back to your boyfriend, though I really suggest you stop being Gay!
My eyes burned away to nothingness while reading that crap with no flow!
Run away, or I'll kick your ass with my Kung fu kick in slow-mo!

[Konohuro]

Everybody knows
This is a quote from Roy Jones
Small change doesn't mean that I own it
I never stated this, you used it so you could fit
In your repetitive stupid insult kit.

Rap con, you say?
Have you seen your slave reeve, on his name Shiv?
The only things he heave are "Fuck your bf and leave".
He's not up to weave, he doesn't even peeve.

Spate? No, it was no blow
It was only to show
That yo are their only pole
In this doomed war of foe.
You've got flow.

I don't try to be clever, I'm just serving this on tray.
Maybe from doing neigh your dogs will start being at least quay.
I don't know what will happen when this game will release, I will just simply role play.
I will fulfill any caprice. Will I care of what this clan will do in game? Nay.
But I can bet that you will get flay, no matter who in this battle is the prey. Trust me you will bray!

Like you have said: you are just dogs
You are waiting to shed, so you can get new togs
You will never understand what are those words.
"All for one and one for all" simply sends you in the children's wards.

Do you want to rise? You will not pass the god Janus,
Don't be surprised when he will advice to stop smell each other's anus.
We are the gods, we don't fall. Don't you see? Pure-bred, no jungle.
You'll never see us pall, you mortal mongrel.

Those rules are for a rhyme to happen
You can do your raps however you please
But not me, those that are high established this keys
Without which your raps would be completely forgotten.

[Leebz]

Everybody knows
This is a quote from Roy Jones
Small change doesn't mean that I own it
I never stated this, you used it so you could fit
In your repetitive stupid insult kit.

Rap con, you say?
Have you seen your slave reeve, on his name Shiv?
The only things he heave are "Fuck your bf and leave".
He's not up to weave, he doesn't even peeve.

Spate? No, it was no blow
It was only to show
That yo are their only pole
In this doomed war of foe.
You've got flow.

I don't try to be clever, I'm just serving this on tray.
Maybe from doing neigh your dogs will start being at least quay.
I don't know what will happen when this game will release, I will just simply role play.
I will fulfill any caprice. Will I care of what this clan will do in game? Nay.
But I can bet that you will get flay, no matter who in this battle is the prey. Trust me you will bray!

Like you have said: you are just dogs
You are waiting to shed, so you can get new togs
You will never understand what are those words.
"All for one and one for all" simply sends you in the children's wards.

Do you want to rise? You will not pass the god Janus,
Don't be surprised when he will advice to stop smell each other's anus.
We are the gods, we don't fall. Don't you see? Pure-bred, no jungle.
You'll never see us pall, you mortal mongrel.

Those rules are for a rhyme to happen
You can do your raps however you please
But not me, those that are high established this keys
Without which your raps would be completely forgotten.

I don't care if you modified Roys bars, still a rap thief.
Be original because right now you're way beneath the level to being a god.

You say I got flow, you practically admitted defeat.
Though why be discreet?
I say get on your hands and knees and beg me for forgiveness.
looking at your clan rapping is definitely your weakness.

Reread my rap, I didn't say we was dogs.
For a supposed "Rap god" your raps are off.

So many mistakes within your bars.
You couldn't even fuck with Shiv or Mars.
So what makes you think you could take me?
Your raps seem unfinished and lazy just like the making of DayZ.

This is rap 3 and I am still constantly kicking your ass so fast that you'll come out of this battle with whiplash.
So get back and sit down because I am tired of your shit.

You've got nothing to say and that much is clear.
Someone please tell me where the fuck Jesus is with my beer!
I was promised one ages ago, fuck, no wonder why this site is SLOw.

You've gone all posh on me Konohuro, you a rich boy?
Talking about quay and neigh and thinks it's me who he'll destroy.

You're slipping on your lyrics, what's the matter?
I'm tired of your gimmicks, you should tell your crew to scatter.

Whilst you're at it, grab a ladder because you'll never be on my level.
You thought you was tough, god of the thread, what a rebel.
But I could toss you away as if you was a pebble.
And you know that's the truth, welcome to reality.
If this was Mortal Kombat, this would be my final move, fatality.