Rap Battle

[Shivraj]

You got some guts trying to stick in your nose
Give up , you won't be able to catch what Granit throws
I got enough of you and your shitty shows
Trying to rap , but you just prose
You are afraid of me if when you are close
Me and my raps will make you decompose
I'm a god , everybody knows
I'm so good that my cons beat your pros!

An outsider just entered the deck
I'm the whole and you're just a fleck
Wait for me just one sec
Then I'll return and break your neck
Tonight's your time to watch star trek
Cause your mom won't be able to do a bed check!

You wanna fuck with my bro?
I'll fuck you up like a hoe!
Stop putting on your silly show!
Seriously, You will never grow!
Before I kill you, fly away like a crow!
I'm the Rap God! Here's your chance to bow!
I don't care about rules, better run away, I'll hit you low!
Poor you, feeling my wrath, admit it, you don't have a flow!
Oh damn! I guess You're stubborn, here comes my punch, watch out below!
You're the loser, me and ma bros, the himitsu gang, are the pros!
The next time someone asks you how you got those wounds, you'll know!

[Mars]

You got some guts trying to stick in your nose
Give up , you won't be able to catch what Granit throws
I got enough of you and your shitty shows
Trying to rap , but you just prose
You are afraid of me if when you are close
Me and my raps will make you decompose
I'm a god , everybody knows
I'm so good that my cons beat your pros!

An outsider just entered the deck
I'm the whole and you're just a fleck
Wait for me just one sec
Then I'll return and break your neck
Tonight's your time to watch star trek
Cause your mom won't be able to do a bed check!

I wont have to catch the shit you throw
It aint got nothing on my golden flow, oh
This guy still thinks that he's good
Yeah right, and M4r1us is robin hood

So you're gonna break my neck?
Hang on let me find a fuck to give
wait one sec
I'll beat your ass once again
1k post spent on you getting rekt

[jcryer]

Here is a haiku, because I can't rap. Seriously, I can't rap - ask Mars or Shiv :/

Mars just hit 1k,
How the hell did he do it?
Please teach me senpai.

[Kayleb]

I do your mum
Up the bum
While I'm doing sums
And last so long I finish my homework before I cum

[Shivraj]

You got some guts trying to stick in your nose
Give up , you won't be able to catch what Granit throws
I got enough of you and your shitty shows
Trying to rap , but you just prose
You are afraid of me if when you are close
Me and my raps will make you decompose
I'm a god , everybody knows
I'm so good that my cons beat your pros!

An outsider just entered the deck
I'm the whole and you're just a fleck
Wait for me just one sec
Then I'll return and break your neck
Tonight's your time to watch star trek
Cause your mom won't be able to do a bed check!

I wont have to catch the shit you throw
It aint got nothing on my golden flow, oh
This guy still thinks that he's good
Yeah right, and M4r1us is robin hood

So you're gonna break my neck?
Hang on let me find a fuck to give
wait one sec
I'll beat your ass once again
1k post spent on you getting rekt

(rap is in reply to granit, again XD)
Oh damn! Mars, nice rap! Granit, son, you just got rekt by us two!
You gonna hang your self or wanna wait for the rest of the crew?
Stop doing this, you won't win, we're gonna make you lose your screws!
Another gay (@Konohuro )guy challenged me but I kicked his ass and he flew!
we're the Gs, and you won't see many, cause in existence, there are few!
It'd be much easier for you, to go to your room and choke on glue!
Admit it, you can't stand up to the Gs! We're the pros and your new!
This day is the day which will be known as the day when I slew you!
Go, cry to your mommy cause the Himitsu gang rekt you through and through!*throws mic to granit who fails to catch it and gets knocked unconscious cause it hit his head*

[jcryer]

No one appreciates the finer arts

[Konohuro]

No one appreciates the finer arts

I really like Haiku. But that one wasn't really one of the best, man :/

[granit]

To Mars :

M4r1us may not be Robin Hood , but he's still better than you
You better retreat before I kill you and your silly crew!
This isn't your thing , you have no clue
You surely must have mistaken this thread for the zoo.
When I'm charging at you you'll a wish a hole to fall into
You'll close your eyes , cover your ears and say it's untrue
You'd be happy if you had someone to turn to
But when you turn you'll see that he withdrew.

To Shivraj:

Kono was being nice to you guys
But you didn't want that true and closed your eyes
To him you're nothing more than flies
Shivraj cries and
Mars dies

But hey me and him are now allies.
Oh look i just won the rap nobel prize
and suprise
it did nothing but to improvise

Give up , that's my advise and if not:
KIRISHIMA GANG , ARISE!

[Konohuro]

To granit:
Oh my god really bro
What have you got in-to?

Any Kirishima fellow
That fell into trouble
Will not be left bellow
And I join for a double.

The call of the Kirishima will be heard in the realm
And its members will rise to take this thread and its "hi-elm"!

To Himitsu:

Himitsu fucking crew, do you think you're really cruel?
You haven't yet tasted the feel of our steel, fool.
Now sit on that little stool
While I am preparing our final tool.


I arrived in Japan so I have no time, kiddo
But you are the one that will get 23 skidoo.
I feel tired and even if I am your beloved tara
I am telling you for now a Japanese "Sayonara!"

[Konohuro]

PS: and sorry for double posting, i don't know where to introduce this into edit. The last strophe is not "the tool", just not to get confused. I am too tired ight now, it's 3:00 AM here so wait for the final blow

[Isis]

I am going to keep this short and plain,
Because the more you talk the less you gain,
Whoever threatens a member of my clan,
Will get picked up by my rape van.

[granit]

@Shivraj @Mars so you guys gave up or what?

[Konohuro]

@Shivraj @Mars so you guys gave up or what?

nah, i assume they will gather members, like Leebs. And now they are preparing their attack, they are adjusting each others rap so it completes one another.

Shivraj was waiting for me to get drag back in this shit and I think he has a big hit prepared. I only hope it didn't become rotten from waiting.

[Kayleb]

MOAR! MOAR!

[Konohuro]

This is the Kirishima anthem:

[All](Hook)
"Can't be touched
Can't be stopped
Can't be moved
Can't be rocked
Can't be shook
We hot
When will you niggaz learn

Came to get crunk
Came to bring life
Came to get it started
Came to get it right
Turn down the music
Turn up my mics
When will you niggaz learn

[@Isis ]
I mean what I speak
I do as I say
I hustle, I grind
Don't get in my way
I'm pimping my hoes
I'm jacking my foes
I spit at the police and duck my P.O.'s
I ain't going to court
You can call a judge
Tell him kiss my ass
Cause I ain't gonna budge
And I ain't going back to lock up
You trying to glock a pop up
I ain't going back to court
And I'm never gonna stop the puffing
Not for nothing
The block they need me
The streets they need me
The club scene nigga
Is mine believe me
You don't believe me

(Hook)

[@granit ]
Open your hearts for me
Look what I got for you
You in the presence of greatness
I'll make it hot for you
Pass the rock to me
Block and I'll run with it
Here for the game
And all the pussy that come with it
So full of focus
I'm Insistent on keeping it going
The Franchise, I exist in a league of my own
Expect attention unfamiliar with being ignored
The truths back, Katies locking and closing the door
Brick wall in the road
I won't move
The King
I'm like Kono in the ring
I can't lose
Show the face of what compares to mine
You wanna war
Mother fucker I ain't hard to find
Now holla back, nigga

(Hook)

[@Konohuro]
I move when my heart say move
Fierce like a lion
Got nothing to prove
Stubborn as a hot damn mule
God in my corner
Nigga can't lose
Trying to take me out my hot damn shoes
See how quick I jump up and give you bitches the blues
They gonna see you on the hot damn news
And that ain't even nothing
Linking me to the crime
Not a print, not a hot damn clue
Beating these niggaz down
Is what I came to do
And I ain't playing bout a hot damn rule
Shaking you niggaz down
If you ain't paying your dues
We passing up yo block and ohh
My screws are loose
Don't call my hands
Cause you gonna make me act a hot damn fool
Dead discussion, you will not win
Cause I will not lose."

(Hook)