Rap Battle

[steven203]

@Konohuro it's the MMM freestyle except I used my own lyrics. It still works if you know how to say the verses

[Konohuro]

Ok...
Maybe I should hear it from a voice to get the max effect.

[Shivraj]

@Shivraj Just a little reply to your rap:


MMM
As I walk in the club one incredible hulk came to talk to my babe
MMM
I slapped him, I kicked him, I punched him said he should not do it again!
MMM
Shivra in the club came acting like a scrub mehn this is not your hub
MMM
I would like to make a deal(2 second pause) But your ass ain't worth it now
MMM
Nigga 'bout to end this, nigga left you breathless, now you like, what the fuck is goin on
MMM
So you know, I made this, I did not cheat, I won, SO EAT THIS!

nigga go back to your church!
This ain't your motherfucking perch!
You think you are so high and mighty!
Run nigga before you wet your nightie!
My raps are beautiful, like Aphrodite!
Don't mess with me, cause I'm the almighty!

Don't you go judge when the lion didn't even come out of the cage!
Guess what you idiotic nigga? Today is the end of your age!
Go get a brain before challenging the G!
I will give mercy and just set your SOUL free!
You think you'll get away with that poor an attempt at a rap?
My eyes burnt away to nothingness while reading that crap!

(@Konohuro better? XD)

[Konohuro]

@Shivraj Just a little reply to your rap:


MMM
As I walk in the club one incredible hulk came to talk to my babe
MMM
I slapped him, I kicked him, I punched him said he should not do it again!
MMM
Shivra in the club came acting like a scrub mehn this is not your hub
MMM
I would like to make a deal(2 second pause) But your ass ain't worth it now
MMM
Nigga 'bout to end this, nigga left you breathless, now you like, what the fuck is goin on
MMM
So you know, I made this, I did not cheat, I won, SO EAT THIS!

nigga go back to your church!
This ain't your motherfucking perch!
You think you are so high and mighty!
Run nigga before you wet your nightie!
My raps are beautiful, like Aphrodite!
Don't mess with me, cause I'm the almighty!

Don't you go judge when the lion didn't even come out of the cage!
Guess what you idiotic nigga? Today is the end of your age!
Go get a brain before challenging the G!
I will give mercy and just set your SOUL free!
You think you'll get away with that poor an attempt at a rap?
My eyes burnt away to nothingness while reading that crap!

(@Konohuro better? XD)

I liked the second part.
Man so many ideas come in my head but they are all in Romanian
But i will answer, don't worry

[Konohuro]

Shivraj , Kono and Mars too,
go away monkeys cuz this isn't the zoo.

You dare to enter this thread while you don't know how to rap?
The rhymes you write are nothing more than crap.

You try to compare with me with your non-existent brain?
I'm untouchable , like the GF you could never obtain.

You don't know how to rap , you ain't got no one to blame,
Winning this for me is , a child's game.

You're worthless , all the same , but you got me to admire,
Before you reply , think of this : Don't play with fire!

(Sorry if this is short but I've got no time)

You call that rap?
It's only some crap
Get prepared, chap
Rise up your "snotfull" strap
Because you just met the champ.
You'll feel the final slap
And you'll get entire zap.
Not one of your scrap
Will ever again yap.
Damn! son! just finished a lap
You really don't have hap
Because I continuously jap
Till you fall on both your lap
I leave you no gap
To heal and wrap. (respiro)
I'll just suck all your sap
From you, little pap.
I don't have to clap
It's enough only a snap
And you will feel strap
Caught in a small trap
Putting you the last cap.


@granit if you want to continue the challenge respect the following rules otherwise you don't deserve to be an opponent.
During the entire rap use only one last syllable for rhymes just like I did that shit up there. It's really funny and challenging, you will probably like it xD

[Shivraj]

You're in the wrong place boy, I guess you need a map!
The moment you challenged me, you walked into my trap!
I'm at the top! The distance between our skills is too big of a gap!
Did you think of those lyrics while you were taking a big fat crap?

My bars are hitting you like lightning falling down from the sky, ZAP!
When my bars start hitting you like a whip, you'll scream, scream and yap!
You look like a douche trying to rap, you should really take off that stupid cap!
When I'm done with this rap everyone in the universe, including you, will clap!

Stop trying to challenge and stand up to me, before you make me snap!
Cause if I do snap, you'll get a long long, nay an eternal nap!
I suggest that you stop being a douche and a big sap!
Now go, lock the door to your room, double-check and then fap!
What to fap to? Take for example the beauty of this rap!

[Konohuro]

Granit you won't have to use as the last letters "ap" like the brat above, you can choose whatever you want.

Shivraj, you made a mistake sticking your nose in someone else's battle.

[Shivraj]

XD! Oops, didn't see that quote lel, Gomen!

[Konohuro]

@Shivraj :

Man you and your whack rap again
why don't you explain
my rhymes hit you harder than a train
to bad you have no brain
I eat you up spit you out
you know what am all about
no pain no game
thats my nickname
all the haters fall back
or else ill attack.

Son, you think your good, get it out of your head,
you keep continuing your gonna end up dead,
Should of known a dog as parent was a bad crossbred,
unlike you ima real purebred,
Boy, you better run, cause you on deathbed,
After im done with you, you be bleeding red,
Now everything, i dont say be left unsaid,
So before you post better think ahead,
Cuz no matter what you do, i fucking owned this thread.

@granit :

I ain't got impressed
not sure what i expected
but here ill suggest it:
you work on your lines
start with circles and squares
if you get a bit better
you can then try to swear
i brought a few toys for ya
not this one, leggo
i heard you like disney
heres yours, dumbo
sit tight for a while
dont bite on your thumb
daddy'll come back
after a talk with your mum.

Back to @Shivraj :

If you still wanna go, i'll put in gear,
around the same year, i did your girlfriend in the rear,
Now dont shed a tear, its ok,
many downsyndrum asses like you, cant manage this play,
its only for the real mc's not the gay,
all the girls be going Horray Horray,
wheres your fucking audience, they left cause you got slayed,
nigga i be the one, to go and touchey,
as i end my rap, i showed you whos the king,
life,sc, im better then you in everything,
guess what you loose, now please go hang yourself with a string.

You're makin my hands and my mind start to tingle
veni, vidi, vicci
you can't even reach me
i came i saw i conquered
you can't even teach me
thats conquered like destroy, not concord like a grape
like bacteria in your mouth, this garbage i scrape
and toss in the trash
these lyrics are brash
here's some cream for that rash
cause my respect you may have earned
but you've just been lyrically burned.


This was my last rap creation here, good people! thanks guys, had a better time than I expected.
Oh and a challange for those who will continue this rap battle thread: your next creation try not to use "me", "you", "I". I think it would be awesome

[BeowulfsBane]

Konohuro still winning with that massive Fire he's spitting.. Might as well be using Grand Fireball Jutsu at this point, like damn..

[granit]

(Sorry guys , I was very busy)


I'm gonna knock you down
Give me the party crown
So go away you clown
Better do so before you breakdown
You look at me and frown
I'll make you lie down
That's why my rhymes are renown
You try to crack me down
But in your mind , deep down
You know without me this would be a ghost town!

[Mars]

Nice, you used "Down" 5 times in that rap
Your bars are so boring I had a fucking nap
granit we know you suck at this.
How bout you go back to your chair and fap.

Himitsu clan will jump your ass
You're all tacky, we got class
When will you realise you wont win?
Your inflated ego is as large as your mass.

Looking at me, rapping is my forte
I'm the predator, and you're my prey
You don't want to get burnt
Get on your knees and pray
Don't fuck with me, Mars gonna slay.

[Konohuro]

Nice, you used "Down" 5 times in that rap
Your bars are so boring I had a fucking nap
granit we know you suck at this.
How bout you go back to your chair and fap.

Himitsu clan will jump your ass
You're all tacky, we got class
When will you realise you wont win?
Your inflated ego is as large as your mass.

Looking at me, rapping is my forte
I'm the predator, and you're my prey
You don't want to get burnt
Get on your knees and pray
Don't fuck with me, Mars gonna slay.

Nice one.

[granit]

You got some guts trying to stick in your nose
Give up , you won't be able to catch what Granit throws
I got enough of you and your shitty shows
Trying to rap , but you just prose
You are afraid of me if when you are close
Me and my raps will make you decompose
I'm a god , everybody knows
I'm so good that my cons beat your pros!

An outsider just entered the deck
I'm the whole and you're just a fleck
Wait for me just one sec
Then I'll return and break your neck
Tonight's your time to watch star trek
Cause your mom won't be able to do a bed check!

[Shivraj]

Look at the bitch, Konohuro, trying to act like the top dog!
You made a mistake challenging me, now leap away like a frog!
You sure you fucked my GF?
Check again, it was your BF!

I'm serious now boy, better run
All the fun ends now, *takes out gun* here's my gun!
Nerds like you spouting a few rhymes,
Thinking they're Top Gs, it's a crime!
Go back to your Bf and suck his limes!
Stop spitting out radioactive lines!

Wanna go around insulting me? BAM Dead!
Hey guys look, The bullet went straight through the head!
Hmmmm, I guess, I'll use you as an example of what happens when someone invokes my Wrath,
What should I do? Maybe I'll burn you, no, I'll hang you in public, like a filthy rat!

I'm your natural predator, run!
Hunting you, is, for me, very fun!
You wanna Mess with me? I'm the God!
Deny that fact, I'll beat you with a rod!
Unlike you, I'm not some motherfucking fraud!

Keep in mind, I'm not afraid of bitches,
Seriously though, Your raps have me in stitches!
I'm God! I have all pleasures including riches!