Rap Battle

[Mars]

I had a really hard time making sense of that bro
this shit is just about as crack as your non existant flow
you try to sound smart but you speak with no art
your rhymes scheme stink just as bad as your farts.

The 2 above are one in the same
Hari wa on top of ya, he aint fuckin a dame
these nothins are lame, incompitent brains
im somethin insane, yall aint ready
im so mad that they call me thready
when in fact i devastated all ya babe.

Yall think you're off the hook, so I'm goin fishin
you speak easy til I take your spirits like prohibition
all your rhymes suck hard like your mouths on gay cocks
you nerds get beat down screamin "Nooo! Go away jocks!!"

You got shell shock, you're crackin, your skills are really low
i'll "disarm" you quick, strip your limbs, hackin game show
attackin you, Konohu-flow leaves Uzumaki Hari blow.
You're basic, just face it, you aint blowin up like a bomb that chokes
cuz nothings more generic than boaster lines and no funny jokes.

Come on Shiva, get ya wheight up before you post on the web
pussy Shiva, you shoulda stayed up and rehearsed in ya head
enough said    *mic drop*

holy shit that was a good

Alright
You say your a leader yet nobody followed you
You cant spit, your Mum should of swallowed you.
Nothing in your head, someone musta hollowed you.
I'm better than all of you, Steven, uzu, kono too.

Think you're winning get off the bong stop hitting
What are your raps? Did you write them whilst shitting
Before you drop the mic you might want to drop your balls
Want to challenge the Himitsu gang? Think again fools.

[BeowulfsBane]

Mars bro, that ending was pretty weak.. You were strong almost the whole rest of the time though. Sorry to say, I don't think it's enough to beat Kono's huge wreck-fest.

[Konohuro]

Made a small change in the last part. I will answer Mars, but not now. I am too tired.

[Mars]

Challenging @BeowulfsBane
Let's go baby

[granit]

Shivraj , Kono and Mars too,
go away monkeys cuz this isn't the zoo.

You dare to enter this thread while you don't know how to rap?
The rhymes you write are nothing more than crap.

You try to compare with me with your non-existent brain?
I'm untouchable , like the GF you could never obtain.

You don't know how to rap , you ain't got no one to blame,
Winning this for me is , a child's game.

You're worthless , all the same , but you got me to admire,
Before you reply , think of this : Don't play with fire!

(Sorry if this is short but I've got no time)

[Shivraj]

I had a really hard time making sense of that bro
this shit is just about as crack as your non existant flow
you try to sound smart but you speak with no art
your rhymes scheme stink just as bad as your farts.

The 2 above are one in the same
Hari wa on top of ya, he aint fuckin a dame
these nothins are lame, incompitent brains
im somethin insane, yall aint ready
im so mad that they call me thready
when in fact i devastated all ya babe.

Yall think you're off the hook, so I'm goin fishin
you speak easy til I take your spirits like prohibition
all your rhymes suck hard like your mouths on gay cocks
you nerds get beat down screamin "Nooo! Go away jocks!!"

You got shell shock, you're crackin, your skills are really low
i'll "disarm" you quick, strip your limbs, hackin game show
attackin you, Konohu-flow leaves Uzumaki Hari blow.
You're basic, just face it, you aint blowin up like a bomb that chokes
cuz nothings more generic than boaster lines and no funny jokes.

Come on Shiva (Clay Davis- "sheeeeit"), get ya wheight up before you post on the web
pussy Shiva (Clay Davis- "sheeeeit"), you shoulda stayed up and rehearsed in ya head
enough said    *mic drop*




EDIT: For those that don't know Clay Davis' sheeeeit :

OH looks like someone wants me to get serious! Why'd he step up to get fucked by me, I'm curious!
Get a brain only then you will be making sense of anything! Looks who's talking 'bout the non-existent flow, it's a funny thing!
You want art? Give me something sensible to rap about! Do you even know the meaning of art? I really doubt!
You should stop farting yourself and then accusing me! Like your rhyme scheme is better, kiddo, want a re?
I guess you really are blind if you can't distinguish between God and a peasant!! With my words as knuckles made of brass I'm hitting your sack, but from what's to come, that's pleasant!
I know my flow ain't great but compared to your flow, it really really is made of gold, believe me hoe!
I guess you have started to confuse great for nothing? Stop saying shit that you don't understand, it's a rude thing!
You're insane? I guess I'll call the asylum! But you'll be better off stranded on an island!
You confused mad for shitty, mad people don't make raps, they lie down on the floor, sucking their thumb, while taking a crap!
Dude, understand this making a fool out of yourself isn't called devastating! It is called only one thing, and that's taking all your rage, and detonating!
Guess you won't shut up at this much, when I'm done you'll need to use a crutch!
Fucking learn to motherfucking rap before I kick your ass from the Earth to the motherfucking Moon! going fishing? I'll hang a "gone fishing" sign on your door, while you enjoy your time on the fucking moon!
You'll take my spirit? You're a thousand years too young for that, I'll kill you with poison, like a stinky and filthy rat!
You think I suck cocks? Bitch unlike you I ain't desperate! You really need to learn how to distinguish and separate!
Heyo, kiddo, how many times will you confuse me for your fucking breed? I don't get beat up, I kill and enjoy! Like I'm in the assassin's creed!
Time to check your reality, else I'll give you a Fatality! That's right accept your mortality!
Kiddo You sure you have to balls to lift a sword and kill? You should just go and have a picnic with your mum, on the hill!
The word Choke... Makes me remember the time when your mum was choking, on ma dick! And before you ask me how? Imma tell you, unlike yours mine isn't a little prick!
Funny hearing about boaster lines and no funny jokes from you! Be careful though, guess who's coming to kill you? Me and my crew!
Believe me I'm more than ready for critique, but yours was just a poor attempt at insult! You talk about me getting my weight up before posting on the web? Well this is the result!
Calling me a pussy? Kiddo, I might not be one, but I do get a lot! Now for your poor attempt at rapping, I condemn you to go and rot!

[Shivraj]

Shivraj , Kono , Hari and Mars too,
go away monkeys cuz this isn't the zoo.

You dare to enter this thread while you don't know how to rap?
The rhymes you write are nothing more than crap.

You try to compare with me with your non-existent brain?
I'm untouchable , like the GF you could never obtain.

You don't know how to rap , you ain't got no one to blame,
Winning this for me is , a child's game.

You're worthless , all the same , but you got me to admire,
Before you reply , think of this : Don't play with fire!

(Sorry if this is short but I've got no time)

Heyo idiotic moron we all our monkeys, learn some science bitch! After reading your rap, I had to go to the hospital and get a stitch! You're the one who needs to learn, so sit down and watch the big Gs,
I just want to see how to REK you all, maybe I'll do a collaboration with ma eternal Rival, Leebz!
You want proof of our brains? Go and learn the human anatomy idiot.... Unlike your raps, my raps are truly brilliant!
Some people just don't understand the fact that just cause they don't have a GF doesn't mean others don't ! My eyes burnt reading that, you can't do anything about your rapping skills so get a better font!
I don't see the part where winning this is a child's game! If I look at a donkey and you make a rap, anyone here will agree, they'd be the same!
If we're worthless then that makes you non-existent! Admire you? I'd rather kill you in an instant!
Playing with fire? Did you mean Playing with a fucking fire ant? Before I kill you for making such a lousy rap, stop your rant!

[Kayleb]

Shivraj is going in hard on these rap battles hahahahha

[Konohuro]

Finaly someone let me out of my cage!
now, time for me is nothing cause I'm counting no age
did I said a leader I am? No, the others have come
on the path that I assure 'em it can't succumb.

Mars? Huh, Snickers for life!  I am a lost God
Whose words are measured only in baud.

Do you consider yourself the god of war?
Then I'll gladly show you the exit door.
Those lines, you say, are your very "cutting words"?
Well, those are only toothpicks not the dreamt sharp swords.

Admit it this is not a battle for your little Himitsu crew
Or whatever you want to call 'em;
The true god is standing right in front of you
And will kill you with pure phlegm.



Oh but wait, it seems some little smarty have shown up late in the night for the party!
It seems that everything is getting really funky, but no... damn, everything is only junky.
Their texts are deserted with no hearty, however they are asking for some advice about the arty.
Hmm? Have I said "smart"? Yeah, I forgot the ass, your ass, that was stick in the last upside "T"
Connected with a little dash that penetrates you like a little small flea.

Yall use
This old excuse
When you see
You can't compare with me
"Oh, you have no brain, pawnee!"
But you need a degree!
Don't you see?
My vocabulary is like a sea!
When your brain will get more ATP
Come and tell me
For now just be sightsee.

Look I'll make it all manageable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different crews
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really kickin' tunes?

(That's not the answer for Shiv, yet)

[Mars]

@Leebz
please kill it

[limits]

[BeowulfsBane]

Konohuro wins again? Shiv's was longer... (That's what she said) But Kono's was better.

[steven203]

@Shivraj Just a little reply to your rap:


MMM
As I walk in the club one incredible hulk came to talk to my babe
MMM
I slapped him, I kicked him, I punched him said he should not do it again!
MMM
Shivra in the club came acting like a scrub mehn this is not your hub
MMM
I would like to make a deal(2 second pause) But your ass ain't worth it now
MMM
Nigga 'bout to end this, nigga left you breathless, now you like, what the fuck is goin on
MMM
So you know, I made this, I did not cheat, I won, SO EAT THIS!

[Konohuro]

@Shivraj Just a little reply to your rap:


MMM
As I walk in the club one incredible hulk came to talk to my babe
MMM
I slapped him, I kicked him, I punched him said he should not do it again!
MMM
Shivra in the club came acting like a scrub mehn this is not your hub
MMM
I would like to make a deal(2 second pause) But your ass ain't worth it now
MMM
Nigga 'bout to end this, nigga left you breathless, now you like, what the fuck is goin on
MMM
So you know, I made this, I did not cheat, I won, SO EAT THIS!

Try using rhymes, it's better.

[Konohuro]

Yall summon the grate Leebs
When you remain with no limbs
Can't you handle this?
Than sunk into the abyss!

You just aint got balls
To manage yourself?
Just run behind the walls
Cuz what I throw are not dealph.

(Mars)Those are shity lines
That I'm writing right here
But they are real mines
For your gory ear. (Mars)

3 vs 1? do you think this is fair?
Yet, you invoke another hero
Sending him unanswered flare.

No Rap God will ever join you
He will only stultify himself
Cuz no honour is in mew
An one man army, all by himself.


@BeowulfsBane Don't know if Shivraj's was better, but the difference is that I have enough imaginations to write my own lines while he is only taking each of my lyric and turn it around and make an insult out of it- this is not art.
@Shivraj You know what i think art is in rap? Art in rap is when you are able to decimate your opponent only by stating facts (that are true or false) and by forming a short story, not just cuss, cuss everywhere and than be like "Haha. He is dad.", because anyone knows jaws and insults, and trust me, you can't annoy someone in a rap battle with just some fucks and dicks and pussies. I see these insults just a way of escaping when you are surrounded in the corner... shameful if I may...
You know very well that is nothing personal, just that this is my point of view, is very likely for you to think otherwise. I can't wait to see something made entirely of your ideas, than I will be able to admit that you are better than me or not