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General Discussion / Re: SLO Support Group
« on: January 02, 2017, 09:01:29 »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 31, 2016, 22:52:30
Quote from: Nas on December 31, 2016, 22:14:10
As a black I know how this must feel....wait sorry no I don't I still know where my parents are. But the main you wanna learn from these sessions is forget about them live your life...smoke kush ;), get turnt and get hoes.
Those parents didn't deserve you.
I don't think you've reached the required stage of blackness where you don't know your parents. It's okay, you still have enough time to become Optimus Melaninus.

To question my position is insulting but is to be expected....as you see I'm a very special breed of black. With parents I'm automatically superior. That's is why I'm more than qualified to help this in need like yourself.

Quote from: Mars on January 01, 2017, 10:57:43
my parents were murdered by ken

Ahh this is quite the dangerous mental affliction of all. To be affected by The Ken is a rare and awful situation which I more than sympathise with. Although I usually do not give this special technique to get rid of your mental pain. But as this is a special case I'll allow.
Kill Him. (The traitor)

Quote from: mamita on January 02, 2017, 08:09:42

Me, I don't exactly need therapy. Compared to everybody else here, I've have a relatively good life-
Parents are still alive, I got to come and learn all kinds of jutsu, and I've actually started the first interspecies friendship- With a tree, no less. Which is also a vampire...
Although, the fact that it has to eat small animals occaisonally should bother me,
but I don't really have a problem with it's diet. Maybe you should help those pet owners...

Mmm mmm I see this is quite interesting and a new development in my studies but I'm sorry this support group sessions are for the kasuk...I mean those with family problems. But if u feel u really need help here take my card and call for some private sessions.

Quote from: Manuster on January 02, 2017, 08:16:13


As for me, my mother killed my father, left Katakiuchi and went hiding in a town she helped destroy.

Though of course according to my story, I aint born yet ;)

Ahh I'm very glad you've decided to contribute to our sessions. This is also a troubling session but you say she left Katakiuchi.

Kill Her Too (another traitor).

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General Discussion / Re: SLO Support Group
« on: December 31, 2016, 22:14:10 »
Quote from: HavvicGames on December 31, 2016, 16:08:15
My parents are just fucking assholes help me!!!

Ahh this is really bad...this usually ends up with the patient killing their own parents....this I really want you to refrain from....now if you can tell me more about you parents we can work through it. We're all here for u.

Quote from: adithya on December 31, 2016, 16:37:14
Quote from: HavvicGames on December 31, 2016, 16:08:15
My parents are just fucking assholes help me!!!

Do you want us to buy you lube....? or what?



thank you for having me here. I remember the first time I killed a man. I saw my mother asking me to not do it. But i said lel k and I killed him anyway. pl hlp

Ahhh I see seems like you have the Good ol'stubborness... this is always one of the easiest and simple ones to work through as long as you don't end up killing your mother. Now next time she's no just imagine she's saying yes and do the opposite.

Quote from: Snoopy on December 31, 2016, 17:56:13
My parents are missing lol
#FeelsBlackMan

As a black I know how this must feel....wait sorry no I don't I still know where my parents are. But the main you wanna learn from these sessions is forget about them live your life...smoke kush ;), get turnt and get hoes.
Those parents didn't deserve you.

Quote from: Diamond Lee on December 31, 2016, 20:55:55
Anyways I remember the first time I did something to test my ability..... a man saved my life from some robbers, and died while doing so, so I killed the family of the man who had saved me for revenge....

I couldn't have done anything else right???



pls help

Yes you could've like any other normal citizen in our great world all you had to do was hand the robbers to the authorities. But now look what you've done. Anyways that's all in the past, we need to look into the future. Ayou gonna become a great ninja and protect people and shit to atone for your sins or are you gonna become a little bitch and sulk about spilt milk?

Quote from: StriderOtaku on December 31, 2016, 20:59:44
Lmao..this entire thread tho.

Well I don't need therapy. My parents may be dead, but I'm god-level in abilities. Therapy is for the weak. I would kill you all but then no one would be around to see my awesomeness.

Ahh I see this type of mental disorder all the time....but as long as some of us still have parents you can't be better than us...it's a proven fact. Now sit down and let out all those feelings you've been bottling up my friend.


Great session guys hope to you guys more often

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General Discussion / Re: SLO Support Group
« on: December 31, 2016, 15:54:49 »
I am very proud that you guys have decided to join as this is the first step to rehabilitation.

Quote from: adithya on December 31, 2016, 12:49:56
Wow this was. Wow this was what I needed man. Nas you're the real mvp

anyway, my parents were allegedly killed for reason which is *spolier* which really breaks my heart because*spoiler* and that's why I *spoiler* and so I finally *spoiler* and finally this happened. SO Nas, to sum up, thanks for your idea. I think it'll really help me because *spoiler*

and to all wondering, this is #shitposting and #shamelesselfpromotion
and to know what the *spoiler*s are, read my story! the story of orphans with the orphaned MC and orphaned supporting chars also.
Welcome
Now don't be afraid to go into details and pour your heart out while also giving us the information we need to help you.

Quote from: Diamond Lee on December 31, 2016, 14:27:52
Helo my name is Kasuke Hichiha and my hole village was destroyed by my best friend he betrayed me and he killed my parents in front of me and now I am very angry and emo.

Hairstyle: Long, Grey Spiky

I like to wear black.

Orange eyes because of super duper kekkei genkai I was born with that allows me to use any jutsu without needing chakra

I'm a master in taijutsu ninjutsu and genjutsu and my goal is to kill my best friend who betrayed me and also to rid the world of kages because of the current broken and corrup political system.....
 I will do any thing to achieve my goal and have already killed a lot of people


I am above kage level in strength


I'm 15


I'm choosing my own path so don't bother with therapy


I can kill u anyways but the only reason I'm not doing it is because it's such a bother and you don't deserve it





now, who's next in the circle?

I'm glad you decided to join as this is the typical mental disorder... join in to more sessions and before you know it you'll become a new man.

Quote from: Dragon6624 on December 31, 2016, 15:15:34
Why should I trust you!?! NO ONE CAN HELP ME!!!

No such thing....there's always someone to help in fact this is why we are here...as you can others have joined so can you.

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General Discussion / SLO Support Group
« on: December 31, 2016, 12:31:17 »
Welcome
Ok guys and gals. As the topic says welcome to SLOs first support group.

As many of you may have noticed we are filled with many shinobi who (for obvious story related reasons) have lost their family and loved ones blah blah blah.

Anyways I've created this group so we can meet up with other (un-original).....lost souls, meet new people and speak about our feelings and all that.

So don't be afraid to join into our session, state you're name which is all we need as this is a safe place, and just let i all out.

Although I still have my parents so I am waaay above you weak rookies.

You're all welcome.

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Naruto Fanworks / Re: Guess who it is
« on: December 28, 2016, 18:09:03 »
Quote from: HermitTheSage on December 28, 2016, 15:14:43
Guess who i turned it up a few notches for the sake of the post



Obviously it's someone who likes to play monopoly and a douche apple user

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Shinobi Life Online Suggestions / Re: Let there be growth!
« on: December 28, 2016, 13:03:11 »
Quote from: NinjaMirage on December 28, 2016, 11:50:14
The game is a Shinobi simulator!!!!
The idea is to live the life of a Shinobi
Shinobi life online!!!!!

Death is a part of Shinobi life. This game
Is not just a deathmatch game!!! People are
Hung up on that because that's all we have had for a long time...don't loose sight of the objective.

This idea for ageing is the best yet with the least amount of effort needded. And it will make the life you are playing seem more real. Leebz is right...it is stuped to start the academy as an adult. It doesn't make much sence.

Don't forget it is inspired by the naruto universe not irl shinobi lol....there's only sooo much realism a naruto type game can take before the main point of the game is lost.

Like I said as long as ageing as no affect on your stats and is more cosmetic and an option it would be fine for this type of game.

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Naruto Fanworks / Re: Character Designs / Sketches
« on: December 28, 2016, 10:11:49 »
Haha thanks guys <3 gonna start working on a little manga/comic strip soon just need a little more practice

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Shinobi Life Online Suggestions / Re: Let there be growth!
« on: December 28, 2016, 10:08:59 »
Age should really only be a cosmetic thing and be a choice unless the game turns into some weird ninja simulator which is meh...
The game still needs to be fun and I wouldn't want to be penalised for playing a game for a certain amount of time....unless you get some sort of old age debuff if you've been inactive too long but without the visual showing of old age.

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Naruto Fanworks / Re: Character Designs / Sketches
« on: December 28, 2016, 01:20:02 »
Expressions and shit


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Shinobi Life Online Questions / Re: What is kameshe/who?
« on: December 21, 2016, 00:50:55 »
I'm glad you're back....I didn't hate you bro.....just wanted you to know

71
General Discussion / Re: EARTH CHAKRA IS EVIL
« on: December 21, 2016, 00:43:58 »
Quote from: Mars on December 20, 2016, 08:55:20
ur weird

Now to how does one give rep

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General Discussion / Re: Proof earth chakra will destroy humanity
« on: December 21, 2016, 00:40:45 »
Quote from: SpeakingRain on December 20, 2016, 13:57:27
   One, just because earth is a good thing does not mean earth chakra is a good thing. Earth chakra leads to mediocrity and/or deformities 100% of the time. There's no other chakra nature that weakens the body like this. You can name a powerful and physically normal specimen of ever other (Tobirama, Sasuke, Minato, Kakashi) but not a single person with a earth chakra nature.

   All the dirt benders are a plague on this great shinobi world of ours. Dirt bender sympathizers will be subject the Final Solution of the Triple Axis Village Alliance if you wish, but I beg of you, consider the facts and notice we follow the Six Path's words.

Or you will be purged along with the mudbloods.


Sooo are just gonna forget about Gaara, Shino, Choji, Yamato and fucking Jiraiya...
I'm soo disappointed in you people.
And the fact that both the first and second hokage have earth chakra in fact you'd be quite surprised how many people actually have earth chakra

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Naruto Fanworks / Re: Character Designs / Sketches
« on: December 19, 2016, 01:58:08 »
Hadnt drawn much in a few weeks due to exams and shit...so i sorta took a day off to draw again.


@Tsunayoshi  @Diamond Lee  @Toratsume Nyshn
 was kinda happy with the first two drawings but not sure how i feel about the last one tho.



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General Discussion / Re: The Battle of Yoake Hill - Chapter 1
« on: November 27, 2016, 12:40:41 »
Quote from: Tsunayoshi on November 27, 2016, 08:41:34
If it's mentioned a robe, it's probably a katakiuchi member. He has dark skin.

This only leads me to think that it's either @Kings_Head & @Nas

This was good, lmao

Doesn't feel like me especially since I use lightning but yea it could be Diamond
Good story btw started off really well

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Introduction / Re: Im back peepal!!
« on: November 23, 2016, 18:13:03 »
Ehh who are you ???

Spoiler: show
jokes jokes welcome back man xD

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