I joined around this time last year.
Haven't seen me huh.

But what about me Q_Q

Hey everybody. I've been grounded for 2 weeks and been forbidden from touching the internet.
Sorry about that. Suprised there are no updates yet...

I had a batsh*t crazy dream three days ago, so I thought I'd post it here.
*prepare for wierdness*

So there are people with powers, and there was a woman with telepathy,
who switched my mind with a monkey's. I'm a 50-year old lady in the dream...
So there are a group of other people with abilities who take me in (no powers of my own yet).
I am understandably freaking out over what just happened, but the group doesn't really seem to care.
I sleep in front of a shelf of books on a pile of clothes (or more books, the dream never specified)
and since my new brain's poor memory makes me start forgetting things, I freak out even more.
Group doesn't really seem to care when I tell them, just say I need to chill out.
My new brain also leaves me being distracted very easily, so I start making a list of important things to remember. (I think.)
So then the lady attacks us again in the evening, and I'm looking out the front window into the yard they're fighting in,
which is a large, fenced off grassy area with security spotlights. I think she has them all paralyzed, since they're all standing in the T-model position, including her.
Kinda like this
I then manage to warp (I think it was more akin to astral projection, but it was specifically referred to as warping)
in front of her by clapping my hands together like some kind of ninjutsu.
(I actually thought about how it was possible to teleport physically when I only has telepathy, and by thinking about that, it sort of changed to astral projection. Possible moment of lucid dreaming?)
Hope dramatically seems to blossom at this new revelation, then I warp over to her body (which has somehow replaced mine) and attack it!...to no effect. She immediately warps behind me and I freak out since my body is back.
Afraid she'll do something to it, I warp back outside to draw her away, then she follows. I think now would be a good time to mention that she has a lifebar floating in front of her, and it looks suspiciously like the Garry's Mod addon loading bar.
THAT bar.
It's also half empty.
I thrust my arm through her torso, and the lifebar drops to a sliver. I then hear somebody shout "Finish her off!"
I then somehow use Flurry of Fists (I actually THOUGHT "Flurry of fists!" inside my head...)
complete with special effects in the air. She flies back and vanishes.
Then later that night, everybody's celebrating when a truck pulls up into our yard that somehow metamorphed into a dirt driveway, and I see a dog in the truck bed that looks an awful lot like Tramp from that one disney movie,
except he's green and has human hands with huge golden rings on them. I say "Hey there man!" He then replies in a deep voice "Sup" Then I'm standing with my real body in front of me. Which is now a genin Naruto Uzumaki. Go figure.
I'm trying to figure out how to put my mind back in it when a guy in the group, a big black dude with braids (Sort of like Bishop from the X-Men) says to touch my 8 senses cuz that's what the lady did the first time around.
Then another guy says "What? There's only five!" "No, there's eight!"
So I start touching Naruto's eyes, then I put my fingers in his mouth and touch his tongue.
The black guy says I have to put my finger in at 1 O'clock, which I interpret as "Slide your finger down Naruto's tongue until you hit that gonger thingie". After a couple tries with no result, the guy says "Slide your finger down the side of his mouth." I do that, and then I'm back inside my body.
Then suddenly the anime intro begins and I'm standing in my new body in front of the Hoover Dam (Which is apparently in the leaf village now.) The camera's in front of my face, and I start talking. Abruptly I realize my mouth isn't moving and freak out. The camera pans around to reveal
it's my monkey body standing behind Naruto talking, and we both freak out in sync. I start patting my senses in an attempt to fix the problem, when both of us open
our mouths and start spewing Nine-Tails chakra into the Hoover Dam. The dream ended then.
Other things of note that happened during the dream:
1: Garfield eating toast with his head screwed up into an expression from Calvin & Hobbes (It's the one where his dad is trying to take a family photo of him)
2: My 50-year old lady body with a monkey's mind signing autographs held by dozens of hands from outside my view.
The woman holds out a paper and pen and says in Slimer's voice "Autographs?"
3: Me in my IRL body borrowing bandages from...somebody... So I can use them to look cool, anime style.
Can't remember what I looked like with em on.
4: Hearing what sounds like an advert for Iron Maiden. "We sing about wars that happened!"
I don't even know....looooool
5: Checking up on the SLO forums and seeing there are no new updates. Vastly disappointed.
6: Seeing somebody's face, which slowly fades away and vanishes. I realize this is a dream, but apparently don't see the opportunity to
turn it into a lucid dream! D:
So. I'm back now. YAAAAAAY

Welcome to Shinobi Life Online!

You, sir, are the best writer I've seen here yet.
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I...I think you just established a whole sh*tload of canon.

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Granted. However, you then think of a better wish than that one, and are disappointed I answered before you could edit your post.

I wish I had another 25-pound dumbbell...

I remember reading an old book years ago about supernatural encounters and I saw an old lady greeted politely with "mamita" by a missionary which was explained to mean "little mother".
(can't quite put my finger on where that part took place...)
Called my mom that from time to time. I kinda like it.
...I'm a little wierd.