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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: NinjaMirage on December 27, 2016, 15:46:21

Title: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: NinjaMirage on December 27, 2016, 15:46:21

Shadow paralysis
Shadow possession
Shadow strangle
Shadow stitching

 Arguably some of the most useful jutsu in the history of the naruto universe.
But what was the original idea be hide these jutsu?

Well let's look at there effects.
Shadow paralysis.
This is essentially a bondage jutsu. A person  caught in this jutsu can not move.(perfect for S&M)
Shadow possession
Let's the caster control the target.
also what the targe feels you feel
(A rapest wet dream)
Shadow strangle jutsu
Shadow take the form of a hand
(Need I say more)
And
Shadow stitching jutsu
Shadow takes the form
 Of sharp pointy spears to kill the victim
(Leave no one alive to testify against you)

I think we can all agree the Nara clan are all homicidal rapists with  masochistic tendencys!!!

Not to mention there misogynistic attitude  toward women!!!

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: StriderOtaku on December 27, 2016, 16:17:55

Lmao. ngl, made my day. Have always wondered what Temari and Shikamaru were up to.What a smart decision she made.

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: adithya on December 27, 2016, 16:34:58

This.... Is...... Similar to Chikai's post about earth jutsu users ngl... But it's still brilliant xD

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: HavvicGames on December 27, 2016, 17:00:52

Shikimaru must have done some freaky things with tamari....

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: SpeakingRain on December 27, 2016, 17:17:07

Is he calling for the destruction of shadow jutsu users? No? Not similar to mine XD just a thought experiment :P like do ninja mausterbate with their clones.

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: Diamond Lee on December 27, 2016, 18:14:06

I thought of that too tbh. You gaze zero fucks enough to say what a lot of us have been thinking of. Next, let's talk about the use of shadow clones for self pleasure

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: StriderOtaku on December 27, 2016, 19:13:08

Quote from: SpeakingRain on December 27, 2016, 17:17:07

Is he calling for the destruction of shadow jutsu users? No? Not similar to mine XD just a thought experiment :P like do ninja mausterbate with their clones.

pretty sure NaruHina have lots of kage bunshin fun.

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: Kings_Head on December 27, 2016, 19:15:34

dude Shikamaru was always a lazy dude so of course he's gonna let his shadow jutsu do all the work.

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: taigakun on December 27, 2016, 19:31:06

Hahahah this thread  man XD

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: Hiruko on December 27, 2016, 19:41:39

Much wow, Much kappa! (http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/581/168/9f1.jpg)

Title: Re: What the Nara clans jutsu was really used for!!!
Post by: Manuster on December 27, 2016, 20:14:20

I saw the title and didn't even finish reading the post before I +Repped. A bondage jutsu? C'mon, guys, what do you think is the real reason that Shikamaru was always so disintersted with things.