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Title: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Kings_Head on August 02, 2016, 05:10:30: What are your best naruto pick up lines that will 100% win someone over

Here's mine: what's the fastest way to a girls heart, A chidori

now it's your guy's turn
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: huntasol on August 02, 2016, 05:12:13: here is mine

"Infinite Tsukuyomi must have activated because you are everything I've dreamed of"
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 05:19:28: lmaoo ok heres 1 naruto wud say:

"2some, 3some? 1000some? you choose dattebayo" ;) hope u get it

anotha one:

baby they call me Diedara because I'm going to explode all over your face ;)

I'll open your eight gates. ;)

"lemme show u why they call it the gentle fist" Neji said to Tenten

"I want to dive into your springtime of youth." Might guy said to Kurenai after asuma dies

"Girl are you in Team 10? Cause you got that Asuma."

Orochimaru: Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.

Kisame: My Samehada has never been this excited.
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: taigakun on August 02, 2016, 10:14:06: Quote from: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 05:19:28
baby they call me Diedara because I'm going to explode all over your face ;)
lmao
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Mars on August 02, 2016, 12:22:45: go home with me or ill put a chidori through your neck
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 12:36:08: Quote from: Mars on August 02, 2016, 12:22:45
go home with me or ill put a chidori through your neck
um mars..... i think u scared the girl off :/ O.o
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: taigakun on August 02, 2016, 12:37:28: Quote from: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 12:36:08
Quote from: Mars on August 02, 2016, 12:22:45
go home with me or ill put a chidori through your neck
um mars..... i think u scared the girl off :/ O.o
Mate... do you want a chidori through your neck? lol i dont ; -;
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 12:38:01: Quote from: taigakun on August 02, 2016, 12:37:28
Quote from: mamoudou52404 on August 02, 2016, 12:36:08
Quote from: Mars on August 02, 2016, 12:22:45
go home with me or ill put a chidori through your neck
um mars..... i think u scared the girl off :/ O.o
Mate... do you want a chidori through your neck? lol i dont ; -;
right right......good job mars O.o
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: NinjaMirage on August 02, 2016, 13:00:01: Rock Lee: Rock is just a nick name... Let me show you why!!!

Tayuya: I blow more then this flute!!!(much more sexy if a girl says it) lol
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: DarthTyrael on August 03, 2016, 09:14:34: "Is that a kunai in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Orichimaru: "Let me show you why they call me the Snake Master!"

Jiraiya: "Spitting oil is not the only advantage of being a Frog Sage."

Shikamaru: "I'm real good at binding."

... And then they got worse and I decided not to post them lol.
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Kings_Head on August 03, 2016, 09:21:35: Quote from: DarthTyrael on August 03, 2016, 09:14:34
Orichimaru: "Let me show you why they call me the Snake Master!"
This one should get an award
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Saitou on August 03, 2016, 18:56:33: Sasuke: Hi there.
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 19:01:01: Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: SpeakingRain on August 03, 2016, 19:13:15: Quote from: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 19:01:01
Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend

One, ew. Two, how is that Naruto related?

Harashima: Dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: taigakun on August 03, 2016, 19:33:18: Quote from: SpeakingRain on August 03, 2016, 19:13:15
Quote from: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 19:01:01
Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend
One, ew.
Hahah lmao
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 20:00:33: Quote from: SpeakingRain on August 03, 2016, 19:13:15
Quote from: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 19:01:01
Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend

One, ew. Two, how is that Naruto related?

Harashima: Dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style

its not
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Yamasukage on August 03, 2016, 20:05:54: I've got two of what many man have only got one of
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: SpeakingRain on August 07, 2016, 05:00:49: Quote from: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 20:00:33
Quote from: SpeakingRain on August 03, 2016, 19:13:15
Quote from: Mercury on August 03, 2016, 19:01:01
Ill eat ya booty if you be my girlfriend

One, ew. Two, how is that Naruto related?

Harashima: Dreaming about you has made me master Morning Wood Style

its not

No shit. I guess you don't read topic titles, or lack the capacity to understand them. >.>
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on August 07, 2016, 16:34:30: Never ever tried this.... so forgive me if they ae lame :3
"My existence will be SAKURA without you in my life."
"lemme give you the 8 triagrams 64 palms massage ;)"
"Are you for real or is this the Infinite Tsukoyomi?"
"Dayyum girl! you gonna put Tsunade to shame!" (not exactly something that can be used... :p )
"TBH... your beauty is not just on the outside... but from within. My byakugan never fails ;)"
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: joca94 on August 16, 2016, 13:40:55: Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra ;)
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you :)
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Tsunayoshi on August 16, 2016, 13:56:03: Quote from: joca94 on August 16, 2016, 13:40:55
Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra ;)
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you :)
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD

Nice ones! xD I'd totally fall for those pick up lines.
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: Fraudulent on August 16, 2016, 15:11:00: "Let me put my bone inside you" - Kimimaro
Title: Re: What is your best Naruto pickup lines
Post by: joca94 on August 16, 2016, 23:35:28: Quote from: Tsunayoshi on August 16, 2016, 13:56:03
Quote from: joca94 on August 16, 2016, 13:40:55
Hey girl, are you maybe a bijuu? Cuz id like to seal the deal.
Jiraiya: My head spikes aren't the only pointy thing I got.
Naruto: you make my head spin like rasengan
Are you a chidori? (girl)
No, why?
Cuz I want you to pierce me.
Rin: You stole my heart like Kakashi
Yo, my samehada doesn't only eat chakra ;)
Sakura: Wanna take my cherry blossom?
Kakashi: Id like to Sennen Goroshi you :)
Tsunade: I may be old, but my p***y is still gold
Gonna stop here as it only gets worse xD

Nice ones! xD I'd totally fall for those pick up lines.
Thanks, Im glad someone liked them xD