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Title: What's the best you got
Post by: Kings_Head on July 09, 2016, 09:14:23: So i was at this store the other day an i saw this girl who was working at the cashier and by god was she freaking beautiful, now im not good when it comes to talking to people i don't know face to face ESPECIALLY when it comes to good looking girls, so i was thinking to myself what in the world would i say to this chick i got nothing and i didn't want to say something so cheesy. So what i ended up doing was going up to the cash register she worked at, as i go up to her i looked at her and smiled and in my head i was thinking of shit to say but it was all so stupid, so i just ended up complimenting her smile and eyes and walked off. So what i'm asking from you guys is, what is your best pick up line when it comes down to the ladies and does it work.

Here are some lines to begin with.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Have fun and give me the best pick up lines you got!!
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 09, 2016, 10:16:51: well.... I never had to say anything to any girl whom I fell for... the first move always came from the other direction. anyways. here are some I have seen people use succesfully-

You should wear some shades girl or those pretty eyes could give anyone a heart attack :P

The equation of the feelings that I go through when I see you is (sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5 . You can google it :P (recommended for online chatting stuff... yeah its nerdy xD)

You remind me of a circle... you're just perfect ... and can't remember anything else.. but yeah.. these three are experimentally successful
good luck with that cashier tho :P
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: taigakun on July 09, 2016, 12:25:04: I seem to have forgotten my name, what's yours? 8)

Are you a camera? Because every time i look at you, I smile.

Roses are red, there are beautiful too. But there isn't a single rose, that is as beautiful as you.
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Yamasukage on July 09, 2016, 12:45:59: Me: Hey is your name Angie?
Her: Nope.
Me: are you sure?
Her: Yep
Me : I could've sworn you were cause I was told she'd be the most beautiful girl in the room
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Tsunayoshi on July 09, 2016, 15:05:13: Lel, I've never really used any of these, girls just see that I'm interested and they follow procedure. Lol.
Hmm, these are some I just made. Haha, enjoy!

1.You look at her with a serious face and say;

You- Somebody must call the fire department right now!
Her- Why? Is something burning? Where? (Confused)
You- Oh damn! You're saying you can't notice that you're hot?
--- Or something like that.

2.You look familiar, didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
---This one is downright amaazing. <3 I know if I was a girl I'd go for it.

3.There is only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
--Ai, Ai.

4.My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to go eat?
-- Little unprofessional perhaps, but wai not. :#

5.You look cold, do you want to use me as a blanket?
-- Kawaii

6. You might be asked to leave soon, you're making the other women look bad.
--<3

That's all

Have fn!
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Toratsume Nyshn on July 09, 2016, 15:55:15: Tsuna you're pro dood....
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: misi4444 on July 09, 2016, 16:55:11: Get some drink for her, and be yourself. Worked for me many times. Either I am cool, or drinks are that effective :D Iam not fan of pick up lines, I just get what I want :D

Get some drink, enquire about her, then be what she likes. (warning, only if you don't want serious relationships)
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Zama on July 09, 2016, 17:26:00: Quote from: misi4444 on July 09, 2016, 16:55:11
Get some drink for her, and be yourself.
Quote from: misi4444 on July 09, 2016, 16:55:11
Get some drink, enquire about her, then be what she likes.
Made me chuckle there, like what, who am I supposed to be then lol?

But I mean, it works. Pick up lines are more like something you use to get some laughs, never seen one actually work though.
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: misi4444 on July 09, 2016, 18:03:56: Quote from: misi4444 on July 09, 2016, 18:03:01
Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 17:26:00
Quote from: misi4444 on July 09, 2016, 16:55:11
Get some drink for her, and be yourself.
Quote from: misi4444 on July 09, 2016, 16:55:11
Get some drink, enquire about her, then be what she likes.
Made me chuckle there, like what, who am I supposed to be then lol?

But I mean, it works. Pick up lines are more like something you use to get some laughs, never seen one actually work though.

I mentioned the second one, becase one may be not enough even after drinks to get chicks. I'm usually being myself after drinks, but the "be what she wants" is for people who really suck at girls :D Sorry, had some drinks, so did not make it clear.
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13: lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41: Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13
lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:22:59: Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13
lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.

lmao xDDD

but ST's dead and he still manages
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Kings_Head on July 09, 2016, 20:23:48: Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13
lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.

Or just go up to her and show her a napkin and ask, does this smell like chloroform, and boom she is all yours for the taking
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: taigakun on July 09, 2016, 20:25:09: Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.

Hahaha fucking savage lmao
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Manuster on July 10, 2016, 00:18:42: Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:09:59
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:22:59
Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13
lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.

lmao xDDD

but ST's dead and he still manages

I'm dead enough to bring a young black retard with me

whoooa dude, don't bring @Zama into this!! he didnt do anything
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Zama on July 10, 2016, 00:24:34: Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:19:39
Quote from: Manuster on July 10, 2016, 00:18:42
Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:09:59
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:22:59
Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13
lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.

lmao xDDD

but ST's dead and he still manages

I'm dead enough to bring a young black retard with me

whoooa dude, don't bring @Zama into this!! he didnt do anything

Fam Zama is half my age, he knows how to add four and three, we all know I was on about @Whatasnipe
Whoaaa, half your age? That's a push old man, I still have my youth.
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Manuster on July 10, 2016, 00:29:54: Quote from: Zama on July 10, 2016, 00:24:34
Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:19:39
Quote from: Manuster on July 10, 2016, 00:18:42
Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:09:59
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:22:59
Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13
lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.

lmao xDDD

but ST's dead and he still manages

I'm dead enough to bring a young black retard with me

whoooa dude, don't bring @Zama into this!! he didnt do anything

Fam Zama is half my age, he knows how to add four and three, we all know I was on about @Whatasnipe
Whoaaa, half your age? That's a push old man, I still have my youth.

xDDD and he tagged Whatasnipe, this internet thing is still new to ya isnt it? @DustCloud (https://www.shinobilifeonline.com/index.php?action=profile;u=17413)
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: waly206 on July 10, 2016, 00:48:22: Quote from: Zama on July 10, 2016, 00:24:34
Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:19:39
Quote from: Manuster on July 10, 2016, 00:18:42
Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:09:59
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:22:59
Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13
lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.

lmao xDDD

but ST's dead and he still manages

I'm dead enough to bring a young black retard with me

whoooa dude, don't bring @Zama into this!! he didnt do anything

Fam Zama is half my age, he knows how to add four and three, we all know I was on about @Whatasnipe
Whoaaa, half your age? That's a push old man, I still have my youth.

XDDD Poor ST(Short Time) just got hit with old man jokes on one day
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Whatasnipe on July 10, 2016, 05:02:48: God dammit you guys got me pulled into your shit tornado
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Manuster on July 10, 2016, 19:44:50: Quote from: waly206 on July 10, 2016, 00:48:22
Quote from: Zama on July 10, 2016, 00:24:34
Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:19:39
Quote from: Manuster on July 10, 2016, 00:18:42
Quote from: SirTroll on July 10, 2016, 00:09:59
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:22:59
Quote from: Zama on July 09, 2016, 20:17:41
Quote from: Manuster on July 09, 2016, 20:11:13
lmao nice thread

do u have any for dee fwendzone? i need halp....im stack
(http://i.imgur.com/HojbhgH.jpg)
Spoiler: show
She can't say no if she's dead.

lmao xDDD

but ST's dead and he still manages

I'm dead enough to bring a young black retard with me

whoooa dude, don't bring @Zama into this!! he didnt do anything

Fam Zama is half my age, he knows how to add four and three, we all know I was on about @Whatasnipe
Whoaaa, half your age? That's a push old man, I still have my youth.

XDDD Poor ST(Short Time) just got hit with old man jokes on one day

lmao +wep

and @Whatasnipe dust* tornado smh
Title: Re: What's the best you got
Post by: Whatasnipe on July 10, 2016, 21:00:24: Quote from: Manuster on July 10, 2016, 19:44:50
and @Whatasnipe dust* tornado smh

Shit Blizzard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56G4c9FEvZQ