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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: America on March 12, 2016, 23:24:55

Title: america toste 2torial
Post by: America on March 12, 2016, 23:24:55

k so today i show u al how 2 make toste like amarican



(http://i.imgur.com/x1Yz3Zz.jpg)
k so first u need bred, budder, grape jellie, toster and big knief


(http://i.imgur.com/RqvFqp1.jpg)
next u need to get rid of stupid blender, u need toster


(http://i.imgur.com/V9eI6NQ.jpg)
now git out reel toster


(http://i.imgur.com/k1AAkg9.jpg)
plug in toster and so k now ur set up shoud llok like tihs


(http://i.imgur.com/QBtpyRn.jpg)
git oraeng from reftigderator


(http://i.imgur.com/0vrXpTw.jpg)
cut oraegn in halv with big knef


(http://i.imgur.com/4mpxiQr.jpg)
now u have 2 halfes of oraeng


(http://i.imgur.com/9XD5dC5.jpg)
trow de bad halv of oraegn away


(http://i.imgur.com/igNPiB7.jpg)
git out peece of bred and sqweez oraeng joose on brede


(http://i.imgur.com/a8jxVzK.jpg)
nexxt is hard part, u need 2 open jar of budter. i try use big nief here but oh well


(http://i.imgur.com/wqmlzuK.jpg)
nexx u need 2 scoop out budetr and puton bred


(http://i.imgur.com/wG84I9k.jpg)
k so here i relize that dis is actally barbecu sawse lol dat woulda been bad


(http://i.imgur.com/rFIzgfj.jpg)
i git out grape jelly wich has nice sqwees conteiner


(http://i.imgur.com/N9FIVt7.jpg)
now u put bred in toster


(http://i.imgur.com/Fxqfv01.jpg)
hear i put sum vege oil in toster too so bred dosnt stick 2 sides


(http://i.imgur.com/s2U2Ci9.jpg)
next u choose least pussy tosting mode


(http://i.imgur.com/JDEsuOL.jpg)
mmmm good lookin toste :)))))))


(http://i.imgur.com/txgDrYM.jpg)
now u pik right glass 4 tje toste


(http://i.imgur.com/LmFuTf2.jpg)
nex u neeed a reeces cup


(http://i.imgur.com/ZwwyxdN.jpg)
put rapper on the straw 2 make coole ubrela straw amd grind up reeces in toste


(http://i.imgur.com/Wxrb4IG.jpg)
nexx u go oout to front porch and watch 4 stupid commies with ur tasty toste, goverment-issued snipper rifle and doggo


danks 4 watxhin america toste 3torial

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Mars on March 12, 2016, 23:27:20

Does this work without the bread?

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Nova on March 12, 2016, 23:29:12

America was definitely a boy scout, only they contain such amazing knowledge.
10/10

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Ken on March 12, 2016, 23:34:37

DIs 2TORIAl HELPD MI A LOT ! TENKS

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: America on March 12, 2016, 23:35:10

Quote from: Mars on March 12, 2016, 23:27:20

Does this work without the bread?

no u big dumdum, u cant even spel toste witout bred

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Fraudulent on March 13, 2016, 00:13:59

Great tutorial. Next can you do America brekfeast?

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Shivraj on March 13, 2016, 07:13:45

does the 3torial werk withut the government-issued sniper rfle, dogo and killign commies?

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Cedie on March 13, 2016, 12:07:47

Wow all of those for a post. Amazing.

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Konohuro on March 13, 2016, 12:22:56

Very nice. But I must say that your previous tutorial was much more useful. Cereals...

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: json243 on March 13, 2016, 16:04:00

Im actually fucking ded

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Cryptonexin on March 14, 2016, 16:21:24

I'm confused dude, tbh I lost you at "k".......

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: f-meister on March 18, 2016, 01:06:56

U putz the kanjay or jzay rapper on straw?

Edit: You don't have to quote the entire thread. ~Nova

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: Shivraj on March 18, 2016, 06:22:58

Quote from: f-meister on March 18, 2016, 01:06:56

U putz the kanjay or jzay rapper on straw?

you don't have to quote the whole thing.... (I removed the quote from his message so it doesn't require massive amounts of scrolling again to read this.)

Title: Re: america toste 2torial
Post by: f-meister on April 07, 2016, 11:43:21

you don't have to quote the whole thing.... (I removed the quote from his message so it doesn't require massive amounts of scrolling again to read this.)
[/quote] I will try to remember that in the future, TIMETRAVEL ENGAGE